(Please watch video!! It's soooo funny!!)
*goes to school*
*walks into door* oops! Sorry!
Friend: umm, Zoe, are you talking to a door?
Me: pshhh... No.
*trips over chair* oh my gosh I'm so sorry!
Friend: are you talking to that chair?
Me: I'm clumsy, okay?!
*accidentally throws self out of a window and lands on bush*  I'M SO SORRY I'M SUCH A KLUTZ!!
*friend throws herself out the window and lands outside where I fell*
Friend: are you talking to that bush?
Me: DON'T JUDGE ME!!
Me: wow. You don't even bother to ask how I threw myself out a window that was in a classroom that was supposed to be closed?!
Friend: *pause* nah I'm used to it by now.