Oh. My. Lord. This happened to me last night:

(On period) (HAS NO CHOCOLATE) (driving to CVS) (Brother#1=little brother)

Brother#1: 'Dad, I neeeeed chocolate. We don't have any at home.'

Me: SERIOUSLY?! YOU need chocolate?! DUUUUUUDE...

Brother#1 who I have now disowned: How do you need chocolate??? I'm the one who needs chocolate. I'm a boy!

Me: well, I'm a TEENAGE GIRL IN THAT TIME OF THE MONTH!!!!!!!! I need it waaaay more than you.

Brother#1: I'm in that time of the month, too.

me: how is that possible???? you're a dude!!!!!

Brother#1: Boys celebrate Christmas, too. Christmas is THAT TIME OF THE MONTH.

Me: you little idiot #$%^&***

dad: We're not getting chocolate.

10 MINS LATER...

dad: *finds me on the ground stuffing my face with HIS chocolate*

Me: I'M ON MY PERIOD SO I GET A PASS!!!!!!!!!!!!