me: *wakes up and checks time* 'OH MY GOSH!!! NINE O'CLOCK?!?!? DAAAAAAD??????'

mom: *comes upstairs to my room* 'he left for work an hour ago. What are you doing here? Didn't your alarm go off?'

me: 'yes. Apparently to work. WITHOUT waking me up.'

mom: 'okay. I'll substitute for your alarm clock.'

me: 'okay.'

mom: 'BEEP BEEP BEEP IT'S TIME TO GET UP!' *makes crazy gestures and hops around the room.*

me: 'oh. You're serious. I need a ride to school and a tardy slip.'

mom: 'BEEP BEEP BEEP ALARMS DON'T DRIVE!'