School's almost over for the year of 2016 (THANK GOD), and I finally realized just how much I've been neglecting Wattpad. I blame Facebook for kidnapping my interest. But I'm here now, and I'm gonna make an effort to be involved in things again!

Matsukitty didn't tag me in this, but I'm gonna do it anyway.

1. Do you have a crush?
Unfortunately, yes. I have no idea why I even like him, but I do, and I kind of want to scream and go hide under a rock.

2. Middle name?
Marie. Legitimately the most basic white girl middle name EVER.

3. Height
Short. I don't even know anymore. I think I'm somewhere around 5'4"? I'm tall compared to my family, but that's not saying much.

4. Shoe size
What ever fits... or doesn't fit, for that matter. I basically just live in either Crocs or Uggs. (I have now checked, I generally wear like a size 8-ish)

5. Eye color
Brown. It's a weird shade of brown, about halfway between chocolate-colored and shit-colored.

6. Last time you cried
Like, yesterday, I think. I was purposely overreacting to something and actually managed to make myself cry (I just thought about how Maddie's dog is sick and it made me sad enough to yank those tears out)

7. Biggest fear
I've managed to get over a lot of my fears recently. Blood and guts aren't as bad (thanks, Grey's Anatomy), and spooky things in the dark are completely fine now (thanks, Roca Farm). I'd have to say that my legitimate biggest fear at the moment is having my deepest, darkest secrets leaked to the public.

8. Last song you listened to
"All I Want for Christmas is You" by Kelly Clarkson. It was on the radio, okay?

9. Last person you texted
Mads, we were making saxophone jokes. #laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

10. Relationship status
Single ;-; If I reeeeeally wanted to, I could probably easily make myself non-single by tomorrow... but it's more complicated than that, you know? I'm too socially awkward to actually, like, do that.

And I like a guy that likes (used to like?) me back and [[this is all unbelievably censored because i forgot that tHERE ARE PEOPLE I KNOW IRL WHO READ THIS (*cough* ga1214 ) brb while I go delete my life]] blah blah blah I'm a worthless piece of shit and I don't even really deserve to be in a relationship

So yes, I am single.

If you read through all of that, you seriously deserve a trophy.

Thanks for watching, folks. Tune in for next week for another episode of: Lani Rants about Random Useless Bullshit!