Kid (in modern time): Mom I'm bored. Road trips are boring.

Mom: Well, you can count the trees.

Kid: Ok.

Kid: Tree, tree, tree, dinosaur, tree, OH MY GOD IT'S A FREAKING DINOSAUR!!! MOM, PULL THE CAR OVER! PULL IT OVER!

Mom: John, don't mess wi- HOLY S*** IT IS A DINOSAUR!!! *car swerves and crashes into time machine.*