A guy walks into a bar and he's all by himself. He orders a drink and hears a voice.
"Nice tie."
He shakes it off, and takes another drink. And hears it again.
"Nice jacket."
He looks around and decides it's nothing. So he takes another drink.
"Nice shirt."
"Mr. Bartender, I'm hearing voices but I'm the only one in here except you. How is that?"
The bartender looks at him.
"Oh it's the peanuts, they're complimentary."