Scientist: We look inside ourselves for answers, but just find spheres, orbiting spheres. We look out to space for an answer, but just find spheres, orbiting spheres. What is the answer you ask? We scientists like to call them buttockswateruckus, but you, non-scientists, may call them butt fluids.

Friend #1: I never knew that! Mom can we go see a movie?

Mom: Of course we can. *swerves into teleportation device*