Shopkeeper: that will be 25

Kenji : i don't have 5 rupees I'll give u 30 u return five

Shopkeeper: I don't have 5 rupees change I'll give u 45 u return 15 to me

Kenji : i don't have 5 rupees I'll give u my credit card u return me 5 rupees

Shopkeeper: I don't have 5 I'll give u my entire shop u return 5 to me

Kenji: but I don't have 5 rupees take my soul and return 5 to me

Shopkeeper: but I don't have 5 rupees I'll give you my car u give 5 rupees to me

Kenji: but I don't have 5 rupees I'll give you my father u give me 5 rupees

Shopkeeper: but I don't have 5 rupees I'll give you my son u return 5 rupees

Kenji :' does phonepay' done

Shopkeeper: why dint u do it earlier

Kenji : I forgot

Shopkeeper: ok

Kenji : u still want my dad ?