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"We should have a foursome."

Is the five words Taehyung has to say before getting even more victimized by Jikook.

"What the fuck?!"

"I don't even like to touch you in general, let alone during sex, you rat."

"God, all I did was suggest it, calm the fuck down," Taehyung mutters under his breath in reply.

Jungkook and jimin both just shake their heads before picking up their trays and walking away from Taehyung and Jin.

Once they leave, namjoon arrives to Jin and taehyung's table a few minutes later.

"Sorry to interrupt, but do you guys know where Jungkook is?" He asks.

"He just left with Jimin to go somewhere, sorry bro," Taehyung says in response.

"Oh... well then can I sit with you two then?"

"Go ahead," Jin says, pulling a chair over from a different table for namjoon.

"Thanks."

"We should have a threesome," Taehyung says all of a sudden and Jin just scowls and namjoon's eyes do wide.

"Stop asking to fuck everyone with me!" Jin whines.

"Namjoon hyung, do you like me or Jin hyung?" Taehyung suddenly asks and namjoon looks quite confused.

"Yeah, you Guys are pretty nice friends,  I guess," he replies, rubbing the back of his neck.

"No you dumbass, I mean 'LIKE', okay?" Taehyung says, making quotation marks with his hand.

"Ohhhh..." namjoon realizes, "I mean I guess you two are pretty hands-"

"It's confirmed! We are now boyfriends!" Taehyung yells, giving the two older males a big bear hug.

"What happened to consent?! And I have a crush!" Namjoon struggles to get out as tae is strangling him with the hug.

"Forget about your ugly crush, and you shouldn't be complaining when you get THIS ass!" Taehyung practically yells, releasing them from the hug and slapping his own Ass.

The two just shake their head and start walking away from the younger, and Taehyung immediately runs after them, yelling, "hyungs! Wait up! Daddies! Boyfriends! Wait~!"

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I don't ship namjin but I did it for u guys since a lot of u ship namjin

Sorry to all anti namjin lmao

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