Cooper was the first person to see slchat cries
"Bro what is wrong dude" chicken coop asked worry
"Carson did a bruh moment" Jslap sad without funny mic becase he was too depresso to expresso anger "he ran away with jewcoon" They faintly heard raccoon say he was jewish in the background
"That really be a bruh moment let me get reinforcements jslut" Copper default danced and summoned.. Oh my god!! Nicolas Cantu the Cartoon Network star voice actor! Gamer moment!
"Bro Cooper"
"Bro gumball" They huged and exchanged information via platonic hug so it wasn't gay so it's okay
"Carson has been taken by jews oh no"
"Oi We can uh oi help cunts" Oh no Cooper recognized that new Zealand accent
"It's fucking Fitz and swagger from fucking misfits!! " Cooper gaped and Jschallt screamed as loud as Carson after swagger killed him in MC Mondays
"Yeet" Swagger said, inspiring everyone with his words and an alliance formed.
they must send raccooneggs to germany
-Carson and rack-
"Dude dude bro our shrip name is cracc bro crazy huh"
"Carson please we are running away I'm jewish"
"CRACC HHEHE FUNNY" Carson exploded and reformed. a new boy
"Oh my god carson now is not the time to detonate"
"oh" Carson said looking down. fuck the depression was back
"cars 6 I'm sorry I'm jewish"
"It's ok I love you"
"Carson,, " Racc blushed "that's gay" Carson gave racc kiss
"Bro... I'm gay bro"
"B-bro!" They fucked
-the alliance-
Cooper was very concern for their god carson. he was with raccoon probably eating kosher oh god he was getting corrupted
"Cunt were fucked" The five misfits behind (farson killed inotorious this morning) them were high on swaggersouls koolaid meth
"no" Gumball man said and they were sober. thanks obama
"Thanks oibama" Fitz said now sober for the first time in 69 years
"Yeet" Swagger replied as zuckles ate an onion. zuckles stop eating the onion. oh my god he ate the onion
"Zuckles has become god now what the fuck" Cooper spun around and shot mccreamy
"Only carson is God you boomers"
"Oi" Zuckles growled and took Jschlatts Lockheed Martin F-22 Raptor before flying away with swaggers koolaid meth
"Yeet" Swagger said in distress. he worked hard for that koolaid meth. Toby simply sank back in the floor. goodbye Toby
"WE NEED A STRONGER ALLY" jschlatt funny miced again. he was back. suddenly obama
"Obama! " Cooper yelled but realized it was actually pyrocynical dressed as samus! "Wait you're not obama!"
Pyrocynical cried belle delphines bath water
"he cunt" Fitz said hypocritically and pyro got snapped by thanos. the adventurers gained many experience point so jschlatt enchanted his sword which wasn't as long as carsons so he frowned and depressed
"Guys we need to keep moving" Cooper said, cleaning the mess of pyrocynical's salty gamer girl tears. they walk on
"It is amost 3rd period" Travis showed up "dudes the teachers are waking up"
"Oi no we need to make more koolaid meth"
"Yeet" Swagger disagreed with the kiwi and pulled out his tr*mp card (iM not support tr*mp!!! Obama is better!!!!!!) It was the cunt juice 420
"Swagger cunt we can't use the cunt juice"
"Yeet yeet" He said angerly and everyone gasped swagger said two yeets. The gay couple then left to spike the teachers again. Cooper, Traves, jschlatt and gumboy were alone or so they thought
-cracc boys-
"Raccoon" Carson said after fuck "I'm jewish now"
"Shh ik cars 7"
"woah epic" Carson sat "what now" Carson looked over at a lonely duck in a pond
"Ha gay" The duck looked at raccooneggs and threatened to raid his club penguin game so raccoon cried
"Oh my god" Carson stuttering "qqqqqquackoty duck man yellow! "
"Quack" The duck man responded and rode off on a Mike wazowski float before getting deleted on discord
Carson was distraught and cried with racc whipersing in his jewish bfs ear "is this what gay guys do"
"Yeet" Carson bolted up, whipping out his 7 inch sword. he knew that yeet from anywhere but he was wrong. it was not helmet man from fucking misfits it was cooper!
"Cooper boy" Carson boomed "you dare stop my homosexuality"
"No Carson I'm prohibited you from judiams"
"It is to olate coopman I am jewish"
"No" Cooper whispered and died

a/n note: fuys oh my, god this is so sad Cooper dead guys press f press f f in chat guys oh m,, y g, O d I, can't I'm c, r, yi, gn guys Carson is jewish and gay now what will happen is he still god?? find out time next on next time chapter next chapter!