"bad cooper it is bad bad oh no bad cooper its bad" Carson distraughted
"what is bad Carton" Cpr reponded with confuse look
"Fitz from fucking misfits has more subscribers than me on pornhub bro" Carson was eye wide with depression
"Bro" Cooper said
"You are right Cooper they dumb misfits fuck fuck the misfits" Carson crid, his depression made him depressed but cooper was right bro Fitz looks like a skank pewdipie
"WE LATE TO SCHOOL?" Fucking Gay schlapp funny miced in the house. Carsen did not like gay slaps but he existed and was too powerful for carsons 5% form so he continues to live. cooper man nodded in agree
"It is we late bro"
"Bro" Cars 3 stoped cries but his depression will continue to haunt him. They goes to school
-school-
"Bro is that callmedarson haha noob i bet he doesn't actually like dick and balls" Fitz from fucking misfits laughed at the Carson and his goons as they walked into school
"Shut the ups! Fitz you look like skank pewdiepie dirty boy" Copoor yellowed and fitz scuried off to smoke weed. The goon boys walked thehallway and oh no more misfits
"oh no more misfits" carson whipperd to his shelf from ikea and sweat. he then pulled out his 7 inch diamond minecraft sowrd and slay them because Carson Is God. onl zuckles was spared because carson doesnt kill bald people
"Okay bros it is time for period of first" csrs 4 said to his boyfriends boyfriends? carson was not gey carson was straight boy
"I ALREADY HAD MY PERIOD"
"shut the up fuck jslap go eat quarters" jshlapped cried and ran off like anime girl and carson went to clash
-class-
Carson was at class and the teacher was died
"Oh no teacher is died what happen" Suddenly trovis appeared with trannyonthetele behind
"We slayed the wicked man god carson
" Good boys" Toby mad at carson "oh no i mean girl trans rights oh yes i love trains" Toby smile and sank into the floor. goodbye toby
"What we do in now" Carsins asks
"swagger is making meth in the bathroom"
"o wow"
"antmorman is listening to stall"
"Stal you say"
"STAL YOU SAY" jschlatt "STAL"
"yes stal it is stal best minecraft disc best minecraft disc best minecraft disc" antman said with gren and schlattboi perished
"o wow" Carson saif, willing schlatt back into existence "welcome child" jschlatt hissed and climbrd a tree. he was gone
bellrang and the small kiddies went to period 2 electric boogaloo but modt of them were high off swaggers meth but not he carson carson is christian man (not really carson is god)
"oh yes it is period two dude bro dudes"
"i am not here" Traves then left quicker than my dad
"oh" carson was alone
"Carson baby i am jewish" Racconeggs!
"Omg raccon youre jew i thought you died in ww2!"
"Carson that is not good joke stop"
"am sorry" He was not sorry "yo wanna date"
"no homo but yes let us be no homo gay couple carson i am jewish"
"woah"
"carson,," Jschlatt appeared behind like an ninja his voice no longer funny but was it ever "i thought you,, were homophobe carson,," Jschlatt teared
"up shut fuck the ups the ups jayman you were gay and i carson an not a homo no homo no homo see together we are no homo go away you dirty man" Gayschlatt was destroyed and flew away on his Lockheed Martin F-22 Raptor
"wow hes homo" Racc sad
"He is"
They're silence they sat in silence
"Dude its period 2" Cars 5 said ergenjtly
"Its ok swagger drugged all the teachers with his shitty shit koolaid meth"
"Mm yummy oh yes lets run away"
"Ok im jewish"
"Yes"

auters note: oh yes continue to be racc x carlson is my ship my ship guys no judge please i will depress like carson in the story please guys please