when the rest of the goons reached Carson it was too late. Carson was a gay jew and had just killed Cooper. Gumball kneeled next to the man whispering
"Rip in piss coop"
"I have power Carson " Carson said at 77% power raccoon looked at his hot bf and clapped
"CARSON WHAT THE FUCK" schlatt yelled but the funny mic could not defeat Carson now he was too powerful. Suddenly zuckles appeared in the air
"OI CUNT LET'S FUCK"
"FIGHT LET'S FIGHT NOT FUCK YOU FUCKING NI-" Toby yelled behind him but was cut off by Traves because this is a Christian callmecarson fan fiction. Fuck the misfits
"You dare oppose me mortal" Carson spoke like Obama man and opened his third eye
"Oi" Zuckles breathed and threw an onion at Carson, making him cringe
"ONIONS? " Carson screamed in sgony. The flashbacks of Cooper feeding him onions made him fall, pausing his power transformation at 90%
"MASON CUNT" Fitz and Swagger were the last to arrive "USE THIS OI" Swagger threw a bottle of liquid and zuckled caught. One may think it's cunt juice 420 or koolaid meth but no it was cuntlaid meth bong juice 420 zuckles stared at it in awe but the instructions were unclear so he drank it and died
"Yeet" Swaggersouls yelled madly
"I wanted to become Obama" Carson said sadly as his power levels lowered from the onion. His jewish bf comforted him as the depression made him depressed again
"Carson" Carson looked up and realized that pewdiepie and james charles was watching him from the heavens "son u must fix what you've done" Carson, at 33% power realized that yes it was must had to must be had done must
"Carson bb no" Raccoon cried "we won't be boyfriends"
"It's ok racc" Carson said knowing "nearly 6% of people"
"Yeet" Swaggersouls interrupted them both reminding them that only two misfits were still alive other than Toby who was currently traveling space apparently
"Good" Carson said before snapping "fuck the misfits"
"STAL TOO" jSchlatt cried with antvenom crying in the distance
they died

"Haha wow what a wacky story," Carson remarked as he closed wattpad and opened discord
"What the fuck, Carson?" WildSpartanz laughed nervously. Good job, Carson you have ruined another conversation. He smiled, pleased with himself as he opened minesweeper to play in the background of Spartanz talking about some shit. Maybe toilets or something? Carson didn't know. He let his mind wander, what if that story came true though? What if Carson was a gay jewish God in another universe?
"Carson, are you playing fucking minesweeper?"
"Huh- oh oh no!" He hurriedly turned off screen sharing "No!" A rage of laughter over took the discord call and Carson sighed in relief, they can't know he was secretly Michael Gottlieb, second best Minesweeper player.
At this point, while clicking minesweeper blocks and listening to Spartanz ramble about toilets, Carson realized how happy he was not living in a strange alternate universe and instead in the original universe where he was a big youtuber who sat back and made videos of just him and his friends having fun.
He leaned back in his chair as he finished yet another good game of Minesweeper and looked at his vibrating phone to see his boyfriend, Mitt Romney, calling him.

Arthurs note: it is the ene please vote I spent 5 hours on this please laugh it funny guys haha thank yor fou redaing -auther