AND I'M BACKKKK!!

Guys we're continuing the game of GIRLS v. BOYS

Recap of points:

Boys - 5

Girls - 5

Let's see who wins!!!

Any guesses?? 👅

LET THE SASS WARS BEGIN! 🤘 (again!)

Sid's P.O.V:

"These are my friends!" I said to Aisha. I was introducing Jai, Faisu and Abhi bhaiya to her (or vice-versa, same thing)

"Hi. I'm Abhishek. Abhishek Nigam." Abhi bhaiya said, Aisha and him shook hands

"He's actually my brother.." I added

"In fact, I was just about to ask that.. You two do look quite alike!" Aisha replied

"Hi Aisha, I'm Jaijeet. Jaijeet Singh. Avu's brother" Jai said, Aisha and him shook hands

"Hey Aisha, I'm Faisal. Faisal Sheikh." Faisu said, Aisha and him shook hands

"Look guys, I'm really sorry that I'm messing with Avneet's feelings, I just hope you guys reach your.. motive?" Aisha said

"Um, yeah. Thanks Aisha. I really love Avu. I'm doing this so she realises her true feelings for me. She denies she loves me, she's trying to stay away from me but I know she loves me!" I spilled, tears flowing out my eyes

Shit. I just said something I wasn't meant to say

"She's trying to stay away from you? Since when?" Faisu asked

I shouldn't have spilled that... They can't know about Zeher!

I wiped my tears and tried to divert the topic

"Nothing Faisu. Never mind, that just came out of my mouth. Anyways.. Let's.. Go for a drink." I said and started heading towards the bar

Everyone came along with me, soon we were chatting at the bar

"ATTENTION EVERYBODY!" I heard someone scream from the entrance. It was said thru a microphone so everyone in the building could hear.

A/N: Filmy scenes start from here! 😂 Find a comfy, isolated place so you can laugh your heart out, sweat your head off coz of the hotness upcoming and get earbuds to listen to the song I'm gonna make you listen to (trust me guys it adds to the effect and is VERY important for the best experience of this chappy) 😂

All the music stopped, a creepy silence took over

All heads turned towards the entrance of the nightclub and...

OH MY GOD.

Guess who was standing there?

END OF P.O.V

Sid's eyes widened, the glass he was holding slipped out of his hand and shattered on the ground.

That was the only sound in the whole nightclub!

Most people turned to look at Sid, no one knew what the hell was going on

I think you've already guessed it, but Vaish bhabhi, Reem, Janu and Avu were standing at the entrance of the nightclub, evil grins on their faces

Avu was wearing a long blue coat over her outfit, which the girls had just bought from a designer store

Avu made eye contact with Sid, he gulped. It was as if she was staring right into his soul and had uncovered all his secrets..

Music in the background started playing

Play this song 😆

https://youtu.be/kaF_Bq_34IQ

(it's audio so you don't get hooked into the song instead of chappy 😂)

Music started playing, the girls made their way through the crowd.

Avu took her long blue coat off and threw it away, that's when all the boys realised Avu had changed her clothes into something else.. See for yourself 😁

She's wearing black tights underneath :)

A/N: Ahhhh she looks so hotttt 🔥🥵

Sid gulped again,

"Arre yaar koi AC chalado yaar!" Sid yelled, taking his jumper off (don't worry he had a black singelet underneath)

"Sahi hai, sahi hai.." Abhi bhaiya said who was also shocked by the transformation. I mean, who wasn't?

A/N: People reading this: does anyone NOT know Hindi? 😟

Baaki saari fake lagein
Dekh ke tujhko break lage
Door door se theek hai rani
Paas aaun to sek lage!

Sid was really shocked, he was left staring at Avu. Avu came to him and seduced him, putting her arms around his neck and shoulders. She bit her lip to add to the seduction..

(Avu pushed Sid away and now sang this next part:)

Para itna high hua ki
Thermometer toot gaya
Saiyaan ji ka tapak tapak ke,
Haaye paseena chhoot gaya

Avu was dancing with her girl gang, they ROCKED!

A/N: ONE MILLION GAZILLION THOUSAND TRILLION POINTS TO THE GIRLS FOR THIS WHOLE THING 😂🤘

Kaisi gunda gardi hai
Bandi tu bedardi hai
Sardi mein bhi kar di hai
Kar di hai, kar di hai
Kar di, kar di, kar di, kar di

(Sid sang that)

HAYE GARMI!

Everyone danced to the song with their different dance moves!

Ummm if you're asking which move Sidneet did then umm well no they did not do the lying on the floor one 😂😂

HAYE GARMI!

HAYE GARMI!

HAYE GARMI!

December mein kardi summer
Tu Lamborghini main hoon Hummer
Waise bhi koi jaldi ni mujhko,
Bachpan se hi main latecomer

Sidneet mostly danced but Sid couldn't take his eyes off Avu, he was dying for a kiss

Million mein tu baby ek
Hilti kamar, jaise snake
Teri sundarta pe likh doon
Baby do foot lamba lekh

Avu noticed Sid's desire, but she continued to tease him by attracting him but denying to give him what he wanted

Kar doon 100 baat ki ek
Legi mujhko tu matha tek
Garmi kehte hain kisko
Tu mujhko gale laga ke dekh

Sid pulled Avu closer by the waist, they were millimetres away but Avu pushed him away, smirking

A/N: Guys I gotta change some of the lyrics coz Avu's wearing a black outfit and in the song it refers to a red dress so yeah 😁

Aise na tu dekh pare
Dil kyun mera break kare
Black dress mein rani bilkul
Dark chocolate cake lage

A/N: Please clap for my amazing, smart demaag 😂😂😂

Whatever Sid said he actually meant it. It was like they were talking through the lyrics!

But Avu came back with a badass reply 😏😂

Tere jaise jaane kitno ke
Dil chaknachoor huye!
Mere peechhe mar ke aashiq
Kitne hi mash-hoor huye

Kaisi gunda gardi hai
Bandi tu bedardi hai
Sardi mein bhi kar di hai
Kar di hai, kar di hai

HAYE GARMI!

This time they danced more seductively and crazily, Sid ran his hands from Avu's waist down her thigh, in return she gripped his head and ran her hand through his hair

HAYE GARMI!

Everyone was dancing seductively, Avu was alluring Sid even more as she grooved her hips to the catchy tune

HAYE GARMI!

Abhinavi and Fainat were kissing like crazy, Jaireem were already making out!

HAYE GARMI!

(Garmi garmi, garmi garmi, garmi garmi)
HAYE GARMI!
(Garmi garmi, garmi garmi, garmi garmi)

Naache jo tu sandal mein
Kar na paaun handle main
Saans sa dekho mera rukne laga

Avu leant back and Sid trailed his lips from one side of her neck to the other

Dekha jo haseena ke
Seene pe paseena toh
Paseena tere bhi
Dekho chhootne laga

Avu was about to go away but Sid held her wrist, pulling her back to him. He hugged her from behind and tightened his grip on her waist, sending chills down her spine

Sid kissed her earlobe and made her turn around, she closed her eyes, waiting for what came next

Naache jo tu sandal mein
Kar na paaun handle main
Saans sa dekho mera rukne laga

Sid leant in for a kiss, thinking their lips would meet, but Avu continued to torture him and hugged him, so Sid's kiss landed on her shoulder

Dekha jo haseena ke
Seene pe paseena toh
Paseena tere bhi
Dekho chhootne laga

The song was coming to an end, so was Sid's patience..

"AVU!" Sidneet heard Janu scream

Avu looked up and saw Janu, Reem and Vaish bhabhi quite far away from Sidneet

Sid didn't see the other girls, he had just heard Janu's voice

The song ended, another came on straight after

Avu avoided any eye contact with Sid and tried running away from him

"Oye! Kahan chali?" Sid gasped as Avu ran away from him with a smirk on her face

"I'll see you soon!" Avu screamed back, she met up with the other girls and they started discussing something as they started walking out of the nightclub

"Why are they going outside?" Sid murmured to himself

"SID!" Abhi bhaiya yelled. Sid turned around to see Abhi bhaiya and Faisu running over to him

"Why did they go out of the nightclub?" Sid asked

"Idk. But what they did there... Was..." Faisu said looking for words

Abhi bhaiya laughed

"What did they do? Nothing! I was not at all affected!" Sid lied

"Oye pagal, sach sach bol, Avu pulled off her revenge with utmost success!" Abhi bhaiya said

"Well that's what you guys would say, I didn't even get a single kiss with her! Did you see Jaireem? They were making out like there's no tomorrow!" Sid protested

All three laughed

"Where is Jai anyways?" Sid asked, then suddenly all realised Jai was missing

They looked all around, then Faisu spotted him at the bar

"Fuck." Faisu swore as he ran to Jai

Sidshek saw him and followed him to the bar

"Jai!" Faisu cried, Jai was drunk and nearly about to pass out

"Guys, no matter what happens, you two are not gonna get drunk, ok?" Abhi bhaiya instructed

"Omg! Bhaiya is that you? Ahhhh I've been waiting for a buddy to drink with! C'mon bhaiya, bring bhabhi too we all can be drunk together!" The drunk Jai said

Abhi bhaiya smacked his forehead, Sid and Faisu laughed

"Hey hey hey.. I recognise that laugh!" Jai said

"It's Sid and Faisu" Abhi bhaiya said

"Achha! C'mon you two drink with me as well! Bhaiya, go bring bhabhi!"

"Umm.. The girls are gone.. Back to the hotel" Faisu replied

"You know what I heard Reem and bhabhi say? They said they were gonna make tonight a special night for Avu and Sid.. Reem told me not to tell anyone, but I DON'T CARE! COZ REEM DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ME, WHY THE HELL SHOULD I CARE ABOUT HER?" Jai blabbered

"What? A special night for me and Avu?" Sid said catching that phrase.

"Ohoooo, that's why they're gone! Sid, let them take their time to do all arrangements, we'll go to the hotel in 30 minutes!" Abhi bhaiya said

"But.. But it's already 11pm.. I don't wanna sleep late, let's just go!" Sid fought

"Oye hoye! Jaane ki itni jaldi? Thoda sabr kijiye Mr Nigam, you will get your girl soon!" Abhi bhaiya said, and Faisu and him laughed while Sid blushed

"Oh shit! We need to stop Jai from drinking so much!" Faisu said as he saw Jai gulp down more tequila shots

"HUH? Who stopping me from drinking? You, Faisu? Tu rokega mujhe? Chal, rok ke dikha! DIKHA!" Jai mocked, the boys were laughing their heads off

"Badi hasi aa rahi hai na? Lo, tum bhi pio!" Jai forced Sid to have a drink, then accidentally spilt some on Abhi bhaiya's shirt

"Jai! Pagal ladka!" Abhi bhaiya cursed, though he was laughing

Jai forced Sid to have a ton more drinks and Sid started feeling light-headed

"Faisuuuuu, Come baby boy, drink drink drinkkkkk!" Jai urged

"No no nooo Faisu don't drink!" Abhi bhaiya argued

"Omg! How about we have a makeover!?!?!?!?! I HAVE REEM'S LIPSTICK, LET'S DO A LIL' MAKEOVER ON YOU ABHI BHAIYA! What say, Sid, no no no I mean jiju?" Jai said

"Abey jiju na bula! You're sister hates me!" Sid said dramatically

"NO, she loves you!"

"Hates me!"

"Loves you!"

"Prove it!"

"Abey you'll find out tonight!"

"Whadaya mean?"

"If she agrees to do it then she loves you, if she doesn't agree then she doesn't love ya!"

"Agrees to do what?"

"Abey yaar wohi!"

"What?"

"Ughhh"

"KYA??"

"Yaar wo..."

"Achhaaaa, woooo...?"

"Haaaaannn, woooo!"

Jai and Sid started evilly laughing

Faisu and Abhi were literally rolling on the floor laughing!

"Arre but I didn't bring any condoms, we can't do it!" Sid said, and pouted sadly

"Ahh doesn't matter I'm sure Abhi bhaiya brought some.. BHAIYAAA Sid wants to use your condoms.. Don't say no..!" Jai said

Abhi bhaiya was laughing too much to even talk!

"Ugh leave it yaar, bhaiya's not replying, we'll ask someone else in the club for condoms!" Sid suggested

There were two girls sitting a few metres away from the boys and Sid and Jai want there

"Hey babes!" Jai said in a weird accent

The girls ignored him

"Aye aye aye, mai kehta hoon, fikar not mere bhai!" Sid said

"Hello ladies, a humble request from the most humblest boys.. Do you have condoms we could borrow? I'm so sorry, we ran out.. oh no actually, we forgot to bring some.. Could you kindly lend us yours?" Sid requested

"Wait Sid! You forgot to say.. We need four! One for me, one for Sid, one for Faisu and one for Abhi bhaiya! C'mon yaar only four maang rahe hain, itne toh de he sakte ho na?" Jai added

One of the ladies burst into laughter, the other looked at them with disgust

By then Abhi and Faisu came to get Jai and Sid out of there

"I am sooo sorry ladies, my sincerest apologies, they're drunk, they have no idea what they're saying.. please ignore.. I'll take them away from here!" Abhi bhaiya said, suppressing his laughter

Faisu was still laughing where they were before

"What the hell do you think you're doing!? They're girls, girls don't carry condoms you idiots!" Abhi bhaiya said

"Wait.. they asked the girls for.. for condoms!?" Faisu said and started laughing harder again

"This.. Is a mess!" Abhi bhaiya said laughing silently and smacking his forehead

Meanwhile, the girls:

"Bhabhi! Do I seriously have to wear this? I cannot imagine me going in front of Sid with this on!" Avu argued

The girls were in Avu and Sid's room, making arrangements on Avu for the night

"Oh c'mon Avu! It's not that revealing!" Bhabhi protested

"Hey Avu show me your lingerie, you'll be comfortable in that right? Let's see how hot that is!" Reem suggested

Everyone laughed

"Listen guys, this is not our suhagraat! You guys have gone crazy! We just had a small fight, I bet Sid isn't even angry at me anymore! No need for this drama!" Avu said

"There is need for this! Your patch up should be the bestest everest!" Janu urged

"Lovely english Janu" Reem teased

"Thanks Reem, tere se seekhi hai!"

They laughed

"Omg Avuuuu I have this black dress, I know you'll love it!" Vaish bhabhi said and she quickly went to her room to get the dress

"Bhabhi and you two are going crazy today! I'm not doing anything tonight!" Avu said

"Oh come on Avu! This is such a good chance!" Janu said

"Yes, and I want to be an aunty soon!" Reem said

"Oh shut up Reem!" Avu said, all three laughed

Vaish bhabhi entered the room with her black dress and showed it to everyone

"Avu this is perfect for you! You'll look super hot in it! And it may be a bit big for you, coz I'm a bit bigger and taller than you, but it doesn't matter." Bhabhi said

"Koi na bhabhi, Avu's gonna take the dress off anyway. It's not like she's going for a fashion shoot in it!" Janu said

"Exactly!" Reem and Vaish cooed

Avu changed into the dress.

(her hair wasn't tied up at all)

"Ok good! Now take that off and put this lingerie on then put the black dress back on!" Vaish bhabhi ordered

"Bhabhi! Am I a doll you're playing around with?" Avu fought

"Nahi meri jaaann, you're my cutie little sister who I lovveee!"

"You know what, I am not doing this!"

"NO!" The rest screamed

"Oh my God! Calm down you all!" Avu said laughing

"Arre yaar Avu c'mon!" Janu urged, sitting down on the bed with her

"Avneet Kaur, I'm sure you're interested, then what is stopping you?" Vaish said sitting on the other side of Avu

"You know what is stopping me? We're not married!"

"Use condoms!" Reem said kneeling down in front of Avu

"Seriously?"

"YES, SERIOUSLY!" The rest screeched

"Hey hey hey Avu! I'll do it if you do it..!" Reem said

All heads turned to her

"OH wait wait wait nooo it just slipped outta my mouth in flow.. I forgot we were talking about baby-making process.." Reem said standing up

"Omg Reem that's perfect! You two can do it together!" Janu said

"WHAT? WE'RE NOT LESBOS!" Avu screamed

"No no noooo pagal I mean you with Sid, Reem with Jai.. PAGAL LADKI! I meant do it on the same night..!" Janu explained

All four girls laughed

"Ok so you know what we'll order condoms from the hotel people" Janu said

"These hotel waale don't sell condoms!" Vaish bhabhi said laughing

"Then how'll we get them?" Reem said, she started thinking

"I'll just tell Abhi to buy them from a chemist on his way back!" Vaish bhabhi suggested

"Perfecto!" Janu said jumping up and down

"For your sweet information, I don't think it's a good idea to waste money on buying condoms! I'm not doing anything anyway!" Avu said spoiling the mood

"Avu don't spoil the mood na!" Janu fought

"I have one condition, only then I will do!" Avu announced

"Kuch bhi meri ma, KUCH BHI KARENGE!" Reem said

"Only if we all do it tonight!"

"TOGETHER? CHHEEE!!" Janu said

"Oye pagal! Not together!"

"Hehehe I know, I know, just kidding!"

"Wait what? All of us? TONIGHT? AVU THE BOYS COULD BE HERE ANY MOMENT! THERE'S HARDLY ANY TIME! SUCH LESS TIME! I AM NOT READY!" Vaish bhabhi freaked out

The others chuckled loudly

"It's ok, it's ok... Chilll bhabhiii!!" Avu said

"Quickly call bhaiya and tell him to buy the condoms!" Reem said

"Reem's the most excited out of all of us!" Janu teased

"She is a besharam ladki, what else can we expect from her?" Avu said laughing

Everyone laughed

Vaish bhabhi dialled Abhi bhaiya's number and called him

The girls were literally laughing their heads off listening to Abhinavi's awkward conversation

"CONDOMS? SERIOUSLY VAISH? HERE THESE BOYS ARE EATING MY BRAIN WITH THEIR DRUNK JOKES, AND NOW YOU... ARE YOU OK? DID YOU DRINK? OMG LOOKS LIKE YOU ALSO DRUNK A MILLION TEQUILA SHOTS! OMG VAISH, YOU-"

"SHUT UP ABHISHEK!" Vaish said laughing

"Bhabhi, seduce him through the phone call taanki maanjaaye!" Reem whispered

"Abhi, my handsome, hot, sexy fiance, tumhe raat ko.. kuch kuch karna nahi hai kya?"  Vaish said suppressing her laughter

"K-k-kuch kuch? Kya matlab?"

"Arre wo hi!"

"Wo kya?"

"Arre wo!"

"WO?"

"Hehe yes!"

"Umm.."

"Oh c'mon Mr Nigam! I know you want to!"

"Shaadi tak nahi ruk sakti?"

"Actually.. I was thinking about that, but I came to a conclusion that I can't wait till marriage! Tum teyaar ho na?"

"Um.. I thought you guys were making arrangements for Sidneet's special night.. Hum kaise introduce huye?"

"Abhishek Nigam, don't talk to me! You don't love me! Leave it we're not doing anything tonight! I'm angry at you don't talk to me!"

"Achha sorry sorry sorry I'll buy a pack.." Abhi bhaiya replied with uncertainty

"Thank you mere pyare fiance! I love you! I really really love you! Come soon honey, I can't wait for tonight!"

"Ok sweetheart I'll be there in 15 minutes!"

"15 minutes? Itni jaldi?"

"We're in the taxi, I just told the driver to go to the 24 hour chemist so it won't take long..!"

"Okiiii, bye byeee sweety see you tonight!"

"Hehe yeah bye"

Vaish cut the call and the girls burst out laughing

"Bhabhi... You're.... A... BRILLIANT ACTOR, I SWEAR!" Avu said between her hysterical laughs

"I.. Can't... I.. I CAN'T... I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST DID THAT!" Vaish bhabhi said between her laughs

They continued laughing for the next few minutes..

"OMG GUYS YOU NEED TO HELP ME GET READY FOR THE NIGHT!" Janu suddenly said. They got off the floor and rushed to everyone's rooms to help each other choose what to wear over their lingeries

In 15 minutes, they were done and ended back up in Avu's room

"Thanks guys.. That was quick.. The boys will be here any second!" Vaish said panting

And there they were!

The door opened and Sid was revealed to be standing there holding a box of condoms

The other girls giggled and Avu blushed

"Oye hoye, tera Romeo aageya Avu, have fun!" Reem teased

"What sound does a doggie make?" Said Jai who was walking just behind

"A doggie goes moooooo moooo moooo!" Sid replied

The girls laughed

"Jai get back into your room!" Abhi bhaiya scolded, that's when he saw all the girls gathered in that room

"Tum sab yahan?" He asked

"Yes we were discussing something very important, bhaiya!" Janu said getting up from the bed

"They're drunk?" Avu asked Abhi bhaiya

"Yes they are drunk!" Faisu replied coming in

"Ok now everyone go to your corresponding rooms!" Jai ordered

"But.... Jai remember what we discussed!?" Sid said

"Ohh yesss! Reem you're sleeping in my room tonight! Me and Sid discussed it through!"

The girls laughed

"What's so funny?" Sid asked

"Nothinggg" Avu replied

Soon everyone went to their corresponding rooms, Sidneet were left in their own...

EOC!

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