I watched as the bathroom door closed while Ash and I stayed to, for some reason, get ready. The party was supposed to be at 10 and so we just listened to the alpha species and got our tuxes on. Sarah came out in a pair of jeans and a P!ATD shirt and looked at us in our tuxes like we were fools.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"What are you doing?"

"I'm going to go to get breakfast, and then I'm going to get my guitar war painted, then I'm coming back here to get ready by 10. What're you doing?" Ash and I looked at each other and then looked back at her.

"But you said-."

"C'mon, change into something normal and then hurry up. I will leave your butts, I promise you that." She walked out onto the roof and jumped. Ash and I looked at each other once more and changed back with exasperated sighs. When Ash was ready and I had my jeans halfway on, when Sarah's car horn blared scaring me so that I fell and struggled to pull them up on the ground. I struggled with my shoes, hopping around the room. Eventually I had myself together and grabbed my jacket and wallet and followed off the roof. They say if your friend jumps off a roof will you do it too? Yes, yes I will.

"Where are we going?" I asked as Sarah turned up to rock station for a song she liked.

"Somewhere not fast food related, someplace where we can sit." She said and started singing along to some Cult song. Soon she swerved which knocked my head off of the console where I was resting and my head collided with the door.

"Oww, why are we going to fast?" I asked and rubbed my head. She pointed and I followed her finger towards some bullies I recognized from school. They were outside Waffle House, which I guess was where we were eating. Ashley was with them and they were all looking really mean and possibly even drunk looking. We walked past them in a hurry and into the restaurant. We hid our faces down and when the lady finally cleared her throat to take our orders was when we finally looked up.

"What would you like?" She said in New Jersey, annoyed tired voice. I cleared my throat for Sarah to say,

"Root beer." I cleared my throat again for Ash to say,

"Same with us." I sighed and in my head saying, I'd like orange juice. But no. We waited and waited and waited till Ash and Sarah got root beer and I orange juice. Lucky coincidence? "Uh, excuse me he got root beer."

"Shh, Ash it's fine. I'm okay." I whispered at him but the lady already was switching my cup. She came back and took our orders for food, blueberry waffle (Sarah), Texas bacon, egg, and cheese melt (me), and

"And for you miss?" The lady said talking to Ash. His hair wasn't that long. I mean seriously. Ash gave me an awkward glance and asked for the same as me in the highest voice he could make. It passed for the lady and he was called miss and lady and she all through the meal.

"Miss? Seriously, miss?" Ash remarked after we had paid. Sarah and I were mid laugh. He sighed and smiled to himself. In his highest girly voice he said, "Sup guys, does this dress make me look fat? Maybe it's because of my boobs." We held our stomachs he was so hilarious but we had to hurry into the car. Ash would never live down his feminism.