Last edited: 01/02/18

Author-chan- Hey!

Author-chan- Hey!

Author-chan- Hey! Mirajane you there?

Mira- *yawns ahh... Sorry I just woke up from a nap

Mira- Wait? Is it time?!

Author-chan: Yes! It's time! The Gruvia ship is being interviewed today!

Mira- Alright! Please tell me how it went! ttyl!

Author-chan- ttyl! I'll make a group chat now!

~Author-chan has added Gray and Juvia to the conversation~

Author-chan- Hey!

Gray- Uh.. Who are you, this Author-chan?

Author-chan- Gray, it isn't good to reply to a person you don't know! Geez. *rolls eyes

Gray- H-How do you know my name? STALKER ALERT!!

Author-chan- I'm not a stalker!

Author-chan- I got you and Juvia's contact from Mirajane okay?!

Gray- whatever...

Juvia- WHO DO YA THINK YOU ARE STALKING JUVIA'S GRAY-SAMA??!!

Author-chan- I'M NOT STALKING JUVIA!!

Juvia- Oh hey, Author-chan!

Gray- YOU KNOW HIM?!

Author-chan- I'm not a dude, Gray... Don't assume one's gender!!!

Gray- You know HER?!

Juvia- Of course Gray-sama! Author-chan is the one writing our texts! And Author-chan is also a a friend of Mirajane-san too!

Gray- ?

Gray- 🙄

Author-chan- Anyways, I would like to interview both of you with 3 questions for Mira!

Juvia- Okay! Juvia is ready!

Gray- Same

Author-chan- Alrighty first question; Juvia where would you take Gray on a date?

Juvia- Oh that's easy! Juvia would take Gray-sama to Juvia's museum (Juvia's house) full of Juvia's Gray-sama dolls! And then go out to eat at a romantic restaurant and Juvia will spoon-feed Gray-sama too! Then Juvia will take Gray-sama to bed and then we make babies! THE END!

Gray- MAKE BABIES?!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!

Juvia- Aww... Gray-sama! Juvia is not kidding! Juvia's serious!!! (T ^ T)

Author-chan- *cough Ahem... Okay! Thanks Juvia! I will write that down!

Author-chan- Now Gray, where would you take Juvia for a date, hmm?

Gray- Do I really have to answer? These questions already seem pretty stupid!

Author-chan- YOU TAKE THAT BACK!! IT'S NOT STUPID!!! IT'S FANTABULOUS!!

Juvia- ^

Gray- Fine! I'll answer for you, just to shut you up

Author-chan- RUUUUUUUUUDDDEE!!!

Gray- I would take Juvia to a quiet place in the park and we will have a nice picnic

Gray- There I said it! Happy?

Happy- Aye sir!

Gray- Not you!

Happy- poo...

Juvia- O. M. GEEE!!!!! JUVIIIIIII!!! GRAY-SAMA REALLY CARES FOR JUVIA!! GRAY-SAMA LOVES JUVIA!! IS THIS A DREAM?!! IT COULDN'T BECUASE I PINCHED MYSELF ALREADY AND I DIDN'T WAKE UP!! SO IT IS TRUE!! GRAY-SAMA LOVES JUVIA!!!!

Author-chan- 😂😂😂

Author-chan- You're the best, Juvia!

Gray- ...

Gray- Just give us the next question. I don't got all day

Author-chan- Alright!

Author-chan- Well, second question; Gray how many babies do you want?

Gray- BABIES??!! NO MORE TALKING ABOUT BABIES!! I'M OUTA HERE!!

Author-chan- GRAY YOU BETTER NOT LEAVE BECUASE IF YOU DO I'll

Juvia- OH!! JUVIA CAN ANSWER THAT QUESTION! 100 000 000 000 BABIES!!

~Gray has left the conversation~

Author-chan- GRAY GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!!! WE HAVE TO FINISH THIS INTERVIEW!!!

Juvia- I'll fetch Gray-sama for you!

~Juvia has added Gray-sama to the conversation~

Gray- I told you I was leaving!! Why did you add me Juvia?!

Juvia- Juvia is sorry Gray-sama! Juvia didn't mean to make Gray-sama upset!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Author-chan- GRAY JUST ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION ALREADY!!!

Gray- *sighs Fine.

Gray- 1

Author-chan- That's it? Just one?

Gray- Yup.

Gray- That's it.

Author-chan- Gray, you know what?

Gray- ?

Gray- wut?

Author-chan- YOU *beeping *beep I WILL RIGHT NOW TAKE YOUR *beeping *beep AND SHOVE IT UP JUVIA'S *beep ONE HUNDRED BILLION TIMES FOR ALL I CARE!!! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR???!!!!

Gray- YES MA'AM!!!! *bows constantly

Juvia- JUVIIIIII!!!!!!!

Author-chan- Okay! Final question!

Juvia- Ooh!! Juvia is very excited!

Gray- ...

Author-chan- Gray!

Gray- What now?!

Author-chan- What's the only thing you need in your life?

Juvia- !!!!!!!!!!!!

Gray- Hmm...

Author-chan- YES?

Gray- I would have to say...

Author-chan- YES?! YES?!

Gray- My body pillow

Author-chan- WHAAATT????!!!!

Juvia- JUVIIIIIII!!!! *dies

Author-chan- Wait a minute! Don't you put pillow cases on a body pillow?

Gray- Duh, I'm not stupid!

Author-chan- hmm...

Author-chan- You have a pillow case that has a picture of Juvia in a bikini, am I correct?

Gray- WHO TOLD YOU????!!!!!

Juvia- JUVIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!! *revives

Author-chan- Ohoho! So you do have one, do you Gray?!

Gray- OKAY OKAY!! I GET IT ALREADY!! SHUT UP ABOUT IT!! IT'S JUST A STUPID PILLOW!! WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL???!!!

Author-chan- The big deal is, when you have a picture of Juvia in a bikini on the front tells me she is "very special" to you! You are such a total liar Gray! You really are!

Gray- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Juvia- JUVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!! *dies again

Gray- SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UUUUUUPP!!!!

Author-chan- You just can't admit can you Gray? I know you have the hots for Juvia? Hmmmm??? ( *｀ω')

Gray- OKAY OKAY!! I ADMIT IT!!! *waves tiny, white flag

Gray- I LIKE JUVIA!!

Author-chan- I knew it!! It's so obvious!!! You just can't deny true love! (^o^)

Juvia- Juvia revived again and will say this once more;
O. M. GEEE!!!!! JUVIIIIIII!!! GRAY-SAMA REALLY CARES FOR JUVIA!! GRAY-SAMA LOVES JUVIA!! IS THIS A DREAM?!! IT COULDN'T BECUASE I PINCHED MYSELF ALREADY AND I DIDN'T WAKE UP!! SO IT IS TRUE!! GRAY-SAMA ABSOLUTELY LOVES JUVIA!!!!

Gray- ...

Gray- T-Thanks Juvia! I l-like you too!

Juvia- JUVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dies again

Author-chan: Well, my work here is done, I guess. You guys can work out your date okay?

Gray- Date?...

Juvia- THANK YOU AUTHOR-CHAN!! YOUR THE BEST!!!

Gray- ?!

Author-chan- Your welcome! Ciao!

(Meanwhile, Author-chan goes back to Mira)

Author-chan- Hey!

Mira- Oh, hey!

Mira- So? How it'd go?

Author-chan- Great!! I got Gray to spill his romantic feelings towards Juvia, and I think they are dating now!

Mira- Really?! You did?! Your amazing Author-chan! I knew I picked the right partner for the job!

Author-chan- Well, it's an honor

Author-chan- I'm so glad that I agreed on this interviewing thing with you! So glad!

Author-chan- Anyways, now it's your turn! Next is the Gajevy ship!

Mira- Ooh, okay! I'll try my best! But first Ima go help Lucy with her pregnacy! Seems like she is having a hard time tying her shoelaces

Mira- I gotta go!

Author-chan- Wait!

Author-chan- LUCY IS PREGNENT ALREADY?!

Mira- She sure is! *winks

Author-chan- That was fast!

Author-chan- Awesome!! Nalu babies for us and each and everyone for the Nalu fans!!!

Mira- YAAASSS!!

Author-chan- Bye now!

Mira- Bye!