Chimmy Cham Chams 🐥

Jungkook
Alright so give me all you've got on Kim Taehyung

Jin
What's this about?

Jimin
You don't know him?
Anyway great guy
Rmb how I've been having shifting aches after missions some months back?
He figured out it was caused by a clash between the dragon blood and human blood
Developed some agent to balance them out and no more pains
Also runs my regular checks after that
He looks all cool
But a real baby
Why you asking?

Yoongi
The guy you call bear cub?

Namjoon
Oooooooooh
When Yoongi stops hovering and types something...

Yoongi
😒

Hobi
He was my evaluator two years ago for the annual field assessment
He's the one who recommended me for the enhancement programme
So thanks to him
I got what I have now
And the promotion
So thankful to him 😊
Went to visit him and he got all shy
Became friends
Sometimes we hang out 🥳

Namjoon
😏 @ Yoongi
Wait
The one who is also a researcher? He is a cell specialist. Things like strengthening bodies through cell manipulation and in Jimin's case, fixing certain physical anomalies fall under him
Doubles up as an evaluator
Jimin's right on this one
He's a real sweetheart

Yoongi
@ Jin
Hyung see what Namjoon wrote

Namjoon
HEY
You're a petty ass
@ Jimin did you know this^
And Jin knows him!

Jin
I'm not saying anything until you say what's this about

Jungkook
......
Okay so
He's my evaluator for this year and
He pulled me off missions for a month

Jimin
And he's my ass
Would rate 💯 too

Hobi
Ehhh why?

Jimin
What do you mean why
Haven't you seen it albeit clothed
Let me tell you

Hobi
NOT YOU
NOT. YOU!!!
I DON'T WANNA KNOW

Jungkook
Said I have suicidal tendencies
I was just conserving medical supplies okay
My abilities protects me from almost anything so of course I go in headfirst sometimes for the fun of it
And it attracts most or all the enemies
It's super efficient
So my body can't take all the damage caused by overusing my energy
But been there
Done that a few times
Would do it again
I can cut off my pain receptors anyway
He made a wrong judgement

Jin
So you're asking about him because?
Trying to get some dirt?

Jungkook
Well
......
Maybe I wanted to get something to get him to withdraw that report you know

Namjoon
While I see your point
I can see why he arrived at that conclusion

Yoongi
Agreed

Namjoon
Ayyyy bro

Yoongi
If there's nothing else I'm gonna go sleep

Namjoon
🥺

Jungkook
So KTH's great and I'm the jerk now?

Hobi
Noooo
Why's the full initials out
You guys just gotta talk

Jimin
Goodnight 😘
Yeah Tae's pretty understanding
Maybe he can do another evaluation
Or you get someone else to do it
Then you just be you and prove yourself

Yoongi
❤️

Jungkook
That's actually legit
I'll try
But I don't want it to be KTH again

Jin
It's just for work
You can talk to the director first and get approval
Then if you get Taehyung again
I'll talk to him

Jungkook
Thanks hyung
You're the only useful one

Hobi
😮

Jimin
BRATTTT

Namjoon
No one's gonna bro me back? 🥺

Jin
Do you want me to?

Namjoon
🥺🥺🥺
I spent so long getting out of that zone...