Y/N: Your Name

Universe: Dream SMP
Your race: (whatever you want)

Summary: When looking for Friend who had run away, you end up bumping into the wrong blue sheep...

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WRONG SHEEP

"Friend!"

"Friend!!

"Friend?! Where are you!"

"Ghostbur! I think I saw him!" Y/N says right away running after what he thought was Friend.

"Y/N WAIT!"

Y/N was helping Ghostbur to find Friend who ended up being scared by the explosion of a Creeper and fleeing to the forest that surrounded the remains of L'Manburg, this happened early in the morning and it was almost night...

"Friend!?"

'How did that sheep get so fast?' Y/N was so focused on chasing what she thought was Friend that she didn't notice where she was going, or where she was, or that Ghostbur was left behind, why were you so determined to find this animal? Maybe because Y/N couldn't stand to see Ghostbur upset? Or because you had a debt with the country of L'Manburg for having helped in the escape of Techno, one of the strongest enemies of the country and you needed their trust again? She had an answer, but it was overshadowed by pride and guilt...

"...Friend... ?" Her legs couldn't take it anymore, they needed a break...

Finally Y/N decided to look around, trees everywhere, some cherry bushes, sound of running water and wild animals here and there...

But something that caught her attention in the landscape was a huge dark cave and paw prints that entered it, were they fresh, were they Friend's tracks? Was he in here? Why did he end up here? There was only one way to find out!

"FRIEND? *Echo* Friend? *Echo* friend?" You called lighting a torch.

==========GLATT POV============

Another day wandering around in this shitty place, I don't know who brought me back, I should be in my eternal sleep, BUT NO! I WAS CONDEMNED TO WALK THE SURROUNDINGS OF THAT FUCKING COUNTRY!! Even that they can take from me, MY DEATH!

But... I can't ignore the fact that this new 'lifestyle' is ridiculously boring and tedious, even though I hated them, I couldn't help but spy from time to time...

Lately I've been watching them, watching their lives, watching the most recent events like it's a goddamn TV show.

Watching for entertainment...

I stayed there for a while and came back when my body started to fade...Now I'm trapped in this cave...Alone...

"*Echo* friend?"

An animal, a sheep with blue fur, ran past me.

'What the fuck-'

The moment I turn towards the echo, one person was there, it was Y/N, and they looked more confused than I don't know what.

As I recall, they arrived shortly after Tubbo became president, after my death, and are now indebted to him for helping Technoblade escape execution, they never revealed why they did this.

"Heyyy..."

"Friend...?"

"uh?"

"I thought you were Friend, the blue sweeter, half sheep...Are you right?" Were they mistaking me for the damn sheep that passed? This is stupid.

"You know who I am...?"

"No, I've never seen you around here, wait, so you're not the blue sheep?" I was ready to answer but an arrow came towards me, but as I am a ghost it just went through me.

"Oh... That would have done fucking damage if only I were alive..." I could see her face light up as she finally understood the situation, but it soon turned into a frown.

"Now I remember who you are, Schlatt Ex-President of Manburg, Cause of Death: Heart Attack, I read about you in Ghostbur's library..."

"Looks like someone did their homework, good boy/good girl..."

I definitely messed with them.

"Don't ever say that again and anyway, I'm looking for the blue sheep that certainly isn't you, have you seen him?" They said putting away the bow and arrow, they were letting their guard down.

"Maybe I get something in return? As a favor?"

"No." Pff their face reminded me of a ':<'.

"So in that case, no, I didn't see any blue sheep here besides me, of course, have fun trying to find your way around this cave." If they're smart enough, they'll accept my offer, this cave is full of tunnels that only I have memorized, in addition to the monstrous creatures that dwell here...

"Okay then, bye!" NO! They really are going to go!

"You know, I live here, I know the things that inhabit this cave and believe me when I say, You won't want to find them..." I say floating towards them.

"I can take care of myself."

"I'm just saying it would be nice to have a guide in a place fucked up like this."

They stop and think for a moment, it looks like we're coming to terms.

"Fine, for now, I need your help, what do you want in return?"

"We'll discuss this later, let's find that sheep, this way."
I spoke following one of the forked paths.

"So how was it?"

"What?"

I looked at them confused.

"You know..." They placed their hand over their heart.

"Don't you think it's a little insensitive to ask how someone died?"

"Oh, sorry, I was just curious, sorry..." I could see them ducking their heads in guilt, looking down at their feet...

We walked a few steps, there were more bats than I remembered...

"It was depressing... Do you think betrayal hurts? Imagine being in a room full of ex-partners, people you trusted, all ready to execute you... And in the end, even you turn against yourself... . As you can see, it wasn't so pretty!"

"Oh...I'm sorry you had to go through that"

"I DON'T NEED YOUR PENALTY!" I could hear my voice echoing through the cave, MAYBE I felt a little guilty for yelling at them...

"And don't apologize, you weren't even there..." I said turning around, walking again...

It was long minutes of searching, I couldn't deny it, it was good to be in someone's presence again, not just watching from afar, but talking to them, it was invigorating.

This didn't last long as we found 'Friend' the sheep, he was sleeping. Y/N carefully took a rope and placed it around the sleeping animal's neck.

"You caused me a lot of trouble boy" Friend wakes up slowly.

"Put him in a safer place next time."

"Fine, Grumpy!"

We go back to where we met.

"Well my part is done..."

"What do you want in return? By the way, I don't do anything illegal!"

"I want you to visit me more often, I enjoyed your company Y/N."

"Oh...well fine, that's not illegal, of course why not!" They were about to leave with the sheep when I called him again.

"Y/N! KEEP THIS A SECRET!"

"FINE GRUMPY!!"

"BAAHAAA!!"

They gave me one last wave before leaving the cave completely... What an interesting little person...
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BOOM! NEW ONE-SHOT!! This one was supposed to have a very different ending, like Glatt convincing the reader to become a sort of informant for him, but I didn't like it and decided to rewrite it...

-Lost Kid