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Featuring:
-Rin_Kagamine : IceFog : VocalicLight : Whit3Heart : TatsumiIsMyBae
In a hospital surgical room. Somewhere.
Rin: oOf tHe pAin iT huRts sO mUcH dOctoR heLP
Doctor Lightning Stone: DID I HEAR MY NAME
Assistant Doctor Ice Fag: This person's in pain
Doctor Light: ASSIST TELL ME THE DETAILS
Injured Rin: yES dO tHe sUrgErY pLeasE DOCTOR
Doctor Light: WHAT HAPPENED
Injured Rin: iM crYiNg rN wHyy WHY ME
Assist Fag: I honestly Don't know
Injured Rin: ugly sobs
Doctor Light: WUT HOW COME U DONT KNOW
Rin's Brother; Blushie Boye Edge: I'M SOERY -- I FED HER TOO MUCH SWEETS
Doctor Light: GASP
Assist Fag: Do we need to do surgery?
Doctor Light: yes. GET ME THE PUMP
Assist Fag: shoves pump in Light's face
Doctor Light: places rin on surgical table
Brother Edge: WHAT'S HAPPENING
Patient Rin: oH tHe PaIn, thE aGonY
Doctor Light: sorry rin we dont have time for painkillers. you got 3 minutes to live.
Patient Rin: wHYY-- iM so YouNG
Patient Rin: i caNt dIe yET
Doctor Light: shoves pump down her throat
Patient Rin: i hAve SO mUCH lEFt to DO nOO YAMEROOO
Brother Edge: YOU'RE NOT DYING YET THO
Doctor Light: ASSISTANT-- TURN ON THE MACHINE
Assist Fag: trips on a cord
mAchIne faLLs oN rIN
Doctor Light: you IDIOT NOW SHE GONNA DIE
Patient Rin: yOU hAd oNE jOB sIR -- oHH thE pAin
Assist Fag: IM SORRY!
Patient Rin: it HurTs eVEn moRE wHy
Doctor Light: lifts machine off of rin. sorry rin i gotta use-- the cleaver
Patient Rin: oOfY ooFy-- wAt
Brother Edge: CLEAVER
Patient Rin: wHy a cLeaVer tHo
Forever Alone Mom: Is that really necessary
Assist Fag: Yes absolutely
Doctor Light: pulls out cleaver. this'll be quick, assist i need you to hold her down
Patient Rin: dOnT kiLLME yEEt
Forever Alone Mom: If something goes wrong I'm suing
Doctor Light: DONT SUE ME FAG IS THE ONE WHO TRIPPED
Patient Rin: starts flailing around, trying to escape
Assist Fag: helps hold her down, STOP FLAILING AROUND
Doctor Light: HOLDS CLEAVER ABOVE HER
Patient Rin: NOOO IM TOO YOUNG TO DIEEE closes eyes tightly and starts to cryy
Doctor Light: closes eyes, stabs her ribcage, cracking it open. sorry i must do this to get the heart out and operate on it. we don't have much time
Patient Rin: AHGHHGH uGlY scREAMS. nOOO sTopPU- iM tOO yOunG to DIEEEE- REEEE
Brother Edge: DON'T DIE
Patient Rin: i WaNT diAbEtES
Doctor Light: takes out her heart
Brother Edge: WTH
Assist Fag: U A TERRIBLE SURGEON
Doctor Light: puts a bandaid on her ribcage. this'll stop the bleeding
Brother Edge: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS
Patient Rin: nOthing but ugly scrEams
Doctor Light: does ((stuff)) to her heart
Patient Rin: oOf tHe PaAin
Doctor Light: puts the heart back in Rin
Brother Edge: HOW ARE YOU ALIVE
Doctor Light: assist seal it up
Assist Fag: WHAT YOU WANT ME TO SEAL?
Doctor Light: THE RIBCAGE YOU IDIOT
Assist Fag: WITH WHAT?
Doctor Light: DIDNT U LEARN ANYTHING IN MED SCHOOL
Assist Fag: NOPE NOT SURE ON HOW IM A NURSE
Patient Rin: I iS aM mAhOu shOujO gIrL i woNt dIe sOO EasILY
Brother Edge: HORRIFIED SCREAM
Doctor Light: puts more bandaids on her ribcage
Brother Edge: APPARENTLY YOU GOT YOUR DOCTORATE IN A CEREAL BOX
Patient Rin: oOWW I'M DYTING
Doctor Light: ALRIGHT now that her heart is fixed...
Doctor Light: sticks pump down her throat. we need to get rid of the sugar.
Patient Rin: ugly choking noises
Assist Fag: Doctor does she have diabetes?
Doctor Light: yes. triple
diabetes
from mcdonalds
Brother Edge: I'M NEVA FREDAING YA SUAGR
Doctor Light: stuffs the pump down Rin's throat
Assist Fag: Type 69
Patient Rin: i waNTeD tyPE 69 wAHhHa
Doctor Light: its a shame, weLL iM sOrRy bUt wErE geTTinG rID oF iT. activates the machine.
Assist Fag: DOCTOR SHE'S LOOSING BLOOD FAST SHES GONNA DIE
Doctor Light: WELL THEN GIVE HER MORE BLOOD IDIOT
Assist Fag: WHAT'S HER BLOOD TYPE?
Patient Rin: AB
Brother Edge: SHE NEEDS THE PROPER BLOOD TYPE BEFORE TRANFOOOSHOON
Assist Fag: FINDS ALL THE TYPE AB BLOOD, puts IV in her arm
Patient Rin: high pitched girly screams
Doctor Light: covers her mouth. (to Rin) dont scream. (to Fag)go ahead
Assist Fag: stitching. DONE
Brother Edge: IS SHE EVEN OKAY
Doctor Light: yes she'll be perfectly fine--
Assist Fag: HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD
Doctor Light: FAG U IDIOT -- THATS THE WRONG BLOOD LABEL
now rin has two types of blood in her;;
Patient Rin: wHich OnE
Doctor Light: AB AND ZXY
Patient Rin: tHatS noT eVEn a BloOD tyPE dUmbASS
Doctor Light: bitch. U DIDNT GO TO MED SCHOOL LIKE I DID
Doctor Light: takes pump outta her
the sugars all gone. now she has sugar deficiency
Patient Rin: nOO mY pRECioSU sUGAR
Assist Fag: GIVE HER M&MS
Patient Rin: nOO i waNt hERsHEYs
Doctor Light: NO
Brother Edge: shoves hersheys down the throat
Assist Fag: shoves Hershey's in her face
Doctor Light: AHHHHHH ALL MY HARD WORK NOOOOOO
Brother Edge: SHE WONT GET KEHVITEES TOH
Patient Rin: i donT caRe AboUt yoUr hARd WORK, yOu diDNt eVEN hELp
iM tElliNG mY moM to suE thIS HospiTAL
Forever Alone Mom: Wait shes still alive
Doctor Light: slams edges face onto the surgical table
Brother Edge: kisses Light's head IT'LL BE OK
Patient Rin: Oii broThEr sTOp bEIng gAY wiTH tHe doCotOR
Doctor Light: I GOT NO TIME FOR FAGS stabs edge with cleaver
Brother Edge: I AM NOT A FAG ILY
OW
OW
Doctor Light: TODAY IS YOUR END FAGGOT
Brother Edge: OKIE IMMA DIE NOW BUT I STILL LY LIGHT
Assist Fag: DOCTOR STOP KILLING PEOPLE
Doctor Light: I KILL IN GODS NAME
Patient Rin: nOO edGy-nII-cHAN i loVeD yOU mY oNe aND onLY siBliGN
Brother Edge: Has God's name on his cheek.
Assist Fag: HE DID NOTHING
Doctor Light: just die already!! stab stab stab
Patient Rin: sTOp hurtiNG MY bROTHER
Brother Edge: OKAY OW FINE BUT
cheek kiss. okay I'm satisfied
Edge is dead. bleehhhh
Forever Alone Mom: I'm calling the police
Assist Fag: unties patient
Patient Rin: i wIll kiLL YoU
Forever Alone Mom: No more killing
Doctor Light: yes listen to your mom killing is bad--
Rin: tries to run up to the doctor but trips and lands on the cleaver's edge
face gets all cut and starts bleeding a lot
even more ugly and manly sobs
Assist Fag: takes cleaver. throws it out of the window
it lands on Rin's father's head, killing him.
Doctor Light: NO THE FBI WILL COME FOR ME CUZ U DID THAT
Window breaks and all the shards skewer Rin, killing her
Forever Alone Mom: NOOOOOO
FBI knocks
Doctor Light: UH shit. grabs paper towels. scrub scrub scrub
Forever Alone Mom: I'M SUING ALL OF YOU
Doctor Light: NO I DID NOTHING WRONG IT WAS ALL THE FAG
FBI: FBI OPEN UP. they burst in and shoot the place
Forever Alone Mom: SCREW THAT I'M SUING BOTH OF YOU
Doctor Light: oh shit hi mate-- OOF! gets shot
leans against the wall. ugH dat hurt like a bitch
Assist Fag: helps the Doctor try to get out
FBI JUST KEEPS SHOOTING
Forever Alone Mom: If you all die, then who am I gonna sue??!
Assistant Ice Fag dies.
Doctor Light dies from too many gunshot wounds.
FBI: Case closed
Random nurse enters the door
Wtf happened here?!
Janitor appears
Great, another damn mess to clean. I don't get paid enough for this.
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