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-Rin_Kagamine : IceFog : VocalicLight : Whit3Heart : TatsumiIsMyBae


In a hospital surgical room. Somewhere.


Rin: oOf tHe pAin iT huRts sO mUcH dOctoR heLP

Doctor Lightning Stone: DID I HEAR MY NAME

Assistant Doctor Ice Fag: This person's in pain

Doctor Light: ASSIST TELL ME THE DETAILS

Injured Rin: yES dO tHe sUrgErY pLeasE DOCTOR


Doctor Light: WHAT HAPPENED

Injured Rin: iM crYiNg rN wHyy WHY ME

Assist Fag: I honestly Don't know

Injured Rin: ugly sobs

Doctor Light: WUT HOW COME U DONT KNOW

Rin's Brother; Blushie Boye Edge: I'M SOERY -- I FED HER TOO MUCH SWEETS

Doctor Light: GASP


Assist Fag: Do we need to do surgery?

Doctor Light: yes. GET ME THE PUMP

Assist Fag: shoves pump in Light's face

Doctor Light: places rin on surgical table

Brother Edge: WHAT'S HAPPENING

Patient Rin: oH tHe PaIn, thE aGonY

Doctor Light: sorry rin we dont have time for painkillers. you got 3 minutes to live.

Patient Rin: wHYY-- iM so YouNG

Patient Rin: i caNt dIe yET


Doctor Light: shoves pump down her throat

Patient Rin: i hAve SO mUCH lEFt to DO nOO YAMEROOO

Brother Edge: YOU'RE NOT DYING YET THO

Doctor Light: ASSISTANT-- TURN ON THE MACHINE

Assist Fag: trips on a cord

mAchIne faLLs oN rIN


Doctor Light: you IDIOT NOW SHE GONNA DIE

Patient Rin: yOU hAd oNE jOB sIR -- oHH thE pAin

Assist Fag: IM SORRY!

Patient Rin: it HurTs eVEn moRE wHy


Doctor Light: lifts machine off of rin. sorry rin i gotta use-- the cleaver

Patient Rin: oOfY ooFy-- wAt

Brother Edge: CLEAVER

Patient Rin: wHy a cLeaVer tHo

Forever Alone Mom: Is that really necessary

Assist Fag: Yes absolutely

Doctor Light: pulls out cleaver. this'll be quick, assist i need you to hold her down

Patient Rin: dOnT kiLLME yEEt


Forever Alone Mom: If something goes wrong I'm suing

Doctor Light: DONT SUE ME FAG IS THE ONE WHO TRIPPED

Patient Rin: starts flailing around, trying to escape

Assist Fag: helps hold her down, STOP FLAILING AROUND

Doctor Light: HOLDS CLEAVER ABOVE HER

Patient Rin: NOOO IM TOO YOUNG TO DIEEE closes eyes tightly and starts to cryy

Doctor Light: closes eyes, stabs her ribcage, cracking it open. sorry i must do this to get the heart out and operate on it. we don't have much time

Patient Rin: AHGHHGH uGlY scREAMS. nOOO sTopPU- iM tOO yOunG to DIEEEE- REEEE

Brother Edge: DON'T DIE

Patient Rin: i WaNT diAbEtES


Doctor Light: takes out her heart

Brother Edge: WTH

Assist Fag: U A TERRIBLE SURGEON

Doctor Light: puts a bandaid on her ribcage. this'll stop the bleeding

Brother Edge: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS

Patient Rin: nOthing but ugly scrEams

Doctor Light: does ((stuff)) to her heart

Patient Rin: oOf tHe PaAin

Doctor Light: puts the heart back in Rin

Brother Edge: HOW ARE YOU ALIVE


Doctor Light: assist seal it up

Assist Fag: WHAT YOU WANT ME TO SEAL?

Doctor Light: THE RIBCAGE YOU IDIOT

Assist Fag: WITH WHAT?

Doctor Light: DIDNT U LEARN ANYTHING IN MED SCHOOL

Assist Fag: NOPE NOT SURE ON HOW IM A NURSE

Patient Rin: I iS aM mAhOu shOujO gIrL i woNt dIe sOO EasILY

Brother Edge: HORRIFIED SCREAM


Doctor Light: puts more bandaids on her ribcage

Brother Edge: APPARENTLY YOU GOT YOUR DOCTORATE IN A CEREAL BOX

Patient Rin: oOWW I'M DYTING

Doctor Light: ALRIGHT now that her heart is fixed...

Doctor Light: sticks pump down her throat. we need to get rid of the sugar.

Patient Rin: ugly choking noises


Assist Fag: Doctor does she have diabetes?

Doctor Light: yes. triple

diabetes

from mcdonalds

Brother Edge: I'M NEVA FREDAING YA SUAGR

Doctor Light: stuffs the pump down Rin's throat

Assist Fag: Type 69

Patient Rin: i waNTeD tyPE 69 wAHhHa

Doctor Light: its a shame, weLL iM sOrRy bUt wErE geTTinG rID oF iT. activates the machine.


Assist Fag: DOCTOR SHE'S LOOSING BLOOD FAST SHES GONNA DIE

Doctor Light: WELL THEN GIVE HER MORE BLOOD IDIOT

Assist Fag: WHAT'S HER BLOOD TYPE?

Patient Rin: AB

Brother Edge: SHE NEEDS THE PROPER BLOOD TYPE BEFORE TRANFOOOSHOON

Assist Fag: FINDS ALL THE TYPE AB BLOOD, puts IV in her arm

Patient Rin: high pitched girly screams

Doctor Light: covers her mouth. (to Rin) dont scream. (to Fag)go ahead

Assist Fag: stitching. DONE

Brother Edge: IS SHE EVEN OKAY

Doctor Light: yes she'll be perfectly fine--


Assist Fag: HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD

Doctor Light: FAG U IDIOT -- THATS THE WRONG BLOOD LABEL

now rin has two types of blood in her;;

Patient Rin: wHich OnE

Doctor Light: AB AND ZXY

Patient Rin: tHatS noT eVEn a BloOD tyPE dUmbASS

Doctor Light: bitch. U DIDNT GO TO MED SCHOOL LIKE I DID


Doctor Light: takes pump outta her

the sugars all gone. now she has sugar deficiency

Patient Rin: nOO mY pRECioSU sUGAR

Assist Fag: GIVE HER M&MS

Patient Rin: nOO i waNt hERsHEYs

Doctor Light: NO

Brother Edge: shoves hersheys down the throat

Assist Fag: shoves Hershey's in her face

Doctor Light: AHHHHHH ALL MY HARD WORK NOOOOOO

Brother Edge: SHE WONT GET KEHVITEES TOH

Patient Rin: i donT caRe AboUt yoUr hARd WORK, yOu diDNt eVEN hELp

iM tElliNG mY moM to suE thIS HospiTAL

Forever Alone Mom: Wait shes still alive


Doctor Light: slams edges face onto the surgical table

Brother Edge: kisses Light's head IT'LL BE OK

Patient Rin: Oii broThEr sTOp bEIng gAY wiTH tHe doCotOR

Doctor Light: I GOT NO TIME FOR FAGS stabs edge with cleaver

Brother Edge: I AM NOT A FAG ILY

OW

OW

Doctor Light: TODAY IS YOUR END FAGGOT

Brother Edge: OKIE IMMA DIE NOW BUT I STILL LY LIGHT

Assist Fag: DOCTOR STOP KILLING PEOPLE

Doctor Light: I KILL IN GODS NAME

Patient Rin: nOO edGy-nII-cHAN i loVeD yOU mY oNe aND onLY siBliGN

Brother Edge: Has God's name on his cheek.

Assist Fag: HE DID NOTHING

Doctor Light: just die already!! stab stab stab

Patient Rin: sTOp hurtiNG MY bROTHER

Brother Edge: OKAY OW FINE BUT

cheek kiss. okay I'm satisfied

Edge is dead. bleehhhh


Forever Alone Mom: I'm calling the police

Assist Fag: unties patient

Patient Rin: i wIll kiLL YoU

Forever Alone Mom: No more killing

Doctor Light: yes listen to your mom killing is bad--

Rin: tries to run up to the doctor but trips and lands on the cleaver's edge

face gets all cut and starts bleeding a lot

even more ugly and manly sobs


Assist Fag: takes cleaver. throws it out of the window

it lands on Rin's father's head, killing him.

Doctor Light: NO THE FBI WILL COME FOR ME CUZ U DID THAT

Window breaks and all the shards skewer Rin, killing her

Forever Alone Mom: NOOOOOO


FBI knocks

Doctor Light: UH shit. grabs paper towels. scrub scrub scrub

Forever Alone Mom: I'M SUING ALL OF YOU

Doctor Light: NO I DID NOTHING WRONG IT WAS ALL THE FAG

FBI: FBI OPEN UP. they burst in and shoot the place

Forever Alone Mom: SCREW THAT I'M SUING BOTH OF YOU

Doctor Light: oh shit hi mate-- OOF! gets shot

leans against the wall. ugH dat hurt like a bitch

Assist Fag: helps the Doctor try to get out

FBI JUST KEEPS SHOOTING

Forever Alone Mom: If you all die, then who am I gonna sue??!

Assistant Ice Fag dies.

Doctor Light dies from too many gunshot wounds.

FBI: Case closed


Random nurse enters the door

Wtf happened here?!


Janitor appears

Great, another damn mess to clean. I don't get paid enough for this.

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