Featuring:

Whit3Heart : -Rin_Kagamine : VocalicLight

Light: takes out chainsaw. (VRRRR)

Rin: why the hell do you have a chainsaw-- gets out the road roller (WRYYNNN)

Light: gets out tank (WHHHHHEEEE)

Edge: NO PLS I JUST GOT BURNED-- I DON'T WANNA DIE wears sunglasses

Edgy takes cover

Light: BOOM BOOM SHOOTS TANK BULLETS AT RIN

Rin: WHAT THE HECK DID I DO NOW? WHY YOU AIMING IT AT ME?

runs into light with road roller but spares Edgy-kun because he is her favorite len

Light: crashes tank into rins road roller. this is war

Edge: OKAY I'M SCARED LIGHT I'M LEAVING

Light: Edge dont leave or ill shoot you

Edge: O-okay I won't leave

Angry Light: kinda just shoots randomly AGGHHH

Rin: Why you so angery bro?

Edge: hides I DON'T WANNA DIE YET

Rin: Hey EdgE I'll protect you, let's work together!!

Light: aims at edge

Edge: Am I a hostage or something-- LIGHT PLEASE NO

Rin: makes a shield for herself and edge

You can't hurt us, hEH!

Edge: Oh wow that's handy

Light: BITCH IMMA SHOOT YALL DOWN shoots at both of them

Rin: reflects off the shield with a 'boink. Why you so scared of nothing? It just 'boinked' off no harm done

Edge: LIGHT NO PLS I'LL DO ANYTHING

Light: anything?

Edge: Yes anything

Light: rly anything

Edge: Yes Anything

Rin: Tch, masochist

Edge: Rin stfu

Rin: no u

Edge: Anyways

Light: edge

i want you

to stand in the open

freely without protection

and let me shoot you

Edge: I promised

Rin: EdGe sToP pTsD tRiggErS

Edge: he stands in the open field without protection

Rin: gets a ptsd attack

Light: U JUST CLASHED UR AGREEMENT

Edge: WHAT

Rin: cOUgH

Light: SHOOTS HIM DOWN

Edge: bleh ded

Rin: whEEzE

cHoKE

i cANT bReAthE

Light: shoots at her i'll end ur suffering

Rin: i have a shield hEH

yoU kiLlED mY onLy FriENd tHe onLy oNe wHO caRES aBouT mE

snaps her fingers and Light's tank explodes

Light: WOAH he flies off the tank wheeee fml

Rin: REEEE

Edge's ghost only appears to say: THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE

Light: he flies towards rin

Rin: summons a sword

stabs light with the sword

Light: OOF OWCH THAT HURT

the sword goes through his chest

Edge's ghost: NOW THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE

Light: spits out bloood lots of blood

Rin: REVENGE WILL BE MINE couGH WhEEZe

Light: slowly loosing life ughh

i had so much to live for

..... ugh

Rin: summons a gun and shoots him 69 times

Edge's ghost: does a kiss on Light and disappears

Rin: sHut uP yOu sMeLl lIkE thE jOhN

Light: ugH dies

Rin: takes the Gay bOlG stabs him 69 more times

Light's ghost: flies off naked wheeee

Edge: Wth

Rin: idk

Rin: I AM THE VICTOR WHEEE

cOuGH

chOkeS

yEEtS oUt bLooD

oops my bad it's the spaghetti sauce

i had too much pasta

I am deadn't

#StoptheEdgeabuse