Byron: *blushing since he was dared to do this*
Hush, hush, hush
Blush, blush, blush
You are now my big fat crush
I'm single as I can be
You're single, perfect for me
I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons
Why you should date me
Reason number one - I'm super hot
Reason number two - she's super not
Reason number three - I'm all you got
And all you got is someone hot

Boy check my résumé
You want a background check? Okay.
First name hot, and last name bitch
Wanna get with me? Now that's the sitch
You think I'm trash?
Hell no, I'm class and I got a big fat a**
And all I gotta say is...

Please date me because I'm single
S-I-N-G-L-E, love me
And hug me, and touch me
And, well, Marry me