Purdy:
"Dad be nice." Lila hissed at me.
"An angel." I make a halo around my head.
Lila groans, "Dad!"
"Like I said..
The door bell rings again.
Lila answers the door.
I hear her giggle and squeeze.
Sighing I take a drink of my beer then decided to meet this guy.
"Dad, this is----, ---- this is my dad, Ashley!"
"Hey, Mr. Purdy!" He greeted.
I look over at Lila whose giving me the 'you be nice' look.
I stick out my hand, "Pleasure to meet you."
Lila giggled again then directed him to the couch; I sit between them.
I look at Lila whose face is growing red. I smile then look at him, and nod.
He nods in return.
It was my mission to make him uncomfortable as possible.
"Dad." Lila whispered.
"Lila. Mr. Purdy, I am sorry, but, yeah."
He bolted out of the house.
"Okay, bye."
Lila turns around on me, "Dad! Why must you act like that?"
She storms off.
I lean back and smile, taking a sip of beer, "I am a good father."

Pitts:
"Nash, will you help me please?" I ask.
"Daaad." Nash exasperated.
"Naash." I mimic.
He walks in where I am, "What do you need dad?"
"Just help me with these potatoes."
Nash grabs the bowl and sets it on the table.
Ahh, look whose getting all fancy for this girl." I smirk.
Nash frowned at me.
"We are just friend."
"But you want more, huh?"
Nash looked down to the floor, "Maybe."
"Well buck up, she will be all over you."
Nash rolled his eyes.
Ding!
"I will get it."
Nash walks over to the door, opening the door.
"Hey, you look beautiful."
I hear her giggle.
"Awe thanks Nash. You sharpen up nice too."
"Hey you two lovers." I make my appearance.
"Oh my..you are.. Oh God!" She squealed then ran out the door.
Nash growled down in his throat, "Great, thanks dad."

Biersack:
"Harper, aren't you to young for boys?"
"Daddy." Harper laughed.
"Well, you are still my baby girl, I want a good man to come swoop you off your feet."
"Well I think..he might be a contender."
"Do not get yourself worked up; this is only the first man."
Harper sighs. I can the love forming in her eyes. Lust?
"Okay daddy, he should be here soon! I am going to go freshen up. You be nice."
"You got it."
Yeah, I will be real nice.
Harper bounces up the stairs.
The doorbell rings.
"Daddy! Get it!"
"I was planning on it!"
I opened the door.
In front of me is a bearded hippy stupid son of a bitch.
"Hey! You do not look like Harper."
I stare.
He cracks up laughing.
"No, I am Andy. And I do not like you. Leave my baby girl alone."
"But Andy."
"You will only call me..the greatest thing since string cheese."
"But..
"Nope. Do not tell Harper about this! I use my two fingers to look at me, then back at him.
"Daddy, is he here!" Harper comes down the stairs.
"Uh, no, looks like he skipped on you."
"Oh." Harper sighed. Her face falls.
"Well we can have us a daddy-daughter night?"
"No,thanks, Daddy."

Jinxx:
"Awe dad!" Tess cooed.
I looked at myself in the mirror propped up against the wall.
I am a monkey in a suit.
"Is this..required?" I ask.
Tess laughed and nodded "Yes! We have nice reservations at a nice place!"
"Yes. Yes, fine."
I look at myself again.
Stupid bow tie.
But I know how much this means to Tess.
"For Tess. For Tess. For Tess." I chanted.
"You say my name?" Tess questioned.
"Nope."
"Okay. Stop being weird."
"I am not weird."
"Dad." Tess said.
"Fine."
"So, are you ready dad? I cannot wait!"
"Thrilled!" I sarcastically replied.
Tess rolls her eyes.
Then there was a knock on the door.
"I will get it."
Tess opened the door; then screamed.
"Tess! What the fuck!?"
Tess is covered in flour.
On her hair there was a note.
I unfolded it and read it;
'Tess! You were a dare; cannot you lasted this long!"
"Dad."
I wrap my arms around her.

Coma:
"Just called the pizza, dad." Colette announced.
"Oh okay. Thanks baby."
I kiss her hair.
"No problem dad. Oh and thanks for meeting-
The doorbell rang.
Colette went and answered it.
I heard slight whispers. Then giggles.
Wait..giggles?
"Dad! Hi, I want you to meet..my girlfriend."
My mouth opened wide.
"Gi-girlfriend?"
"Yeah, dad. Can we not make this a big deal?"
"Not a big deal! Colette you, you never talked about other woman."
"Well surprise."
"Okay, this is obviously news. Pleasure Christian."
She left.
"Dad, I thought you would be okay."
"I am. I am, just, a little surprised."

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