Purdy:
"Hey daughter of mine." I knock on her door.
"Yeah dad?"
She pushes her homework over.
"So, I feel...like it is time that we.. I am..birds and the bees."
"Ew dad!"
"What! You are going to need to know this. Eventually."
"Dad. Stop; dear lord stop. You know mum had this talk earlier this year yeah?"
"Really? Well, I was not informed of this. Well, do you have questions about this?"
"No! Dad get out!"
I put my hands up in defense, "I am always her did you need to talk!"
"Mom! Get dad out of here!"

Pitts:
"Hey son." I walk in.
"Dad." He greets me then goes back to his work.
"Can we talk?"
"Dad, now? I am swamped."
"Yes, now, this is important."
"Okay. You have my attention."
"Okay son, you are getting to that age where you might begin to feel..things."
I plopped up a box on the table next to me.
"What is in the box?"
"Do you want to know?"
"Maybe?"
"Well I have here is.." I pull out a hot dog.
"Dad, I know where this is going; I have has sex Ed!
"You know then?"
"Everything." I confirm.

Biersack:
"Dad. Can we talk?"
"Of course what are you thinking about?"
She sheepishly smiles at me.
"Why have we not had the sex talk?"
I gulp.
"Why? Are you..do you want to know?"
"I would not be asking if I was not iterated."
"That is true. Wait, you are not pregnant, are you?" I eye her suspiciously.
"No dad. I am not having a baby."
"Good. Now, you know the parts yeah?"
"Yes."
I look at the girl; my daughter.
"Okay simple as this; you get pregnant. Or die."
"Or die?"
"Or die. Stay clean until marriage. Promise?"

Jinxx:
"Hey we need you to sign this."
They hand me a coupe of pieces of paper.
I put them up to read.
In black bold letters, "SEX ED!"
"What the hell sex Ed?"
"You know; where to put where."
"Yes. I know how it works; I have you."
"Gross."
"Instead of having teachers reach you I can teach you! A real experienced man."
"Dad, either you sign or I will forge your signature."
"What? Why would you do that?"
"Dad I do not want to hear about the parts from my dad."
"Okay." I signed both of their papers.

Coma:
"You need to explain this whole sex thing to me."
I sigh and continue drinking my coffee.
"Dad I am serious!"
I drink again.
"Why are you planning on having sex?" I ask.
"No, dad. I am not."
"Are you just telling me this to keep me talking, huh?"
"Dad no! I am not planning on having sex! Now please."
"Okay, you as the female have things called the Fallopian Tubes, that is what helps create the baby, okay?"
We talk and I answer any questions she had.
"Wow, thanks for that dad."
"Now promise no sex." I beg.

Hello, all!😃
Did you all get the sex talk? Lol I never did, but I did take numerous sex Ed classes. :)
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xxBlackVeil_Armyxx