#269-He Does Not Know Internet Slang!❤
Purdy:
"Hey baby girl!"
"Yeah Ash?"
I walked into the room.
"These damn kids have all this slang that I cannot make sense of."
I laughed.
"What is the word?"
"Butter face? @AshleyPurdy, your girl sure is a butter face."
"Girl who is good looking except her face." I explained.
"Oh, why would she call you that?"
I frowned lightly.
"Because girls are a bunch of bitches, Ashley." I said.
"They probably did not mean it,Y/N." Ashley cooed.
"Obviously she did if she tweeted you that to you."
"Well, I am sorry."
"I hate those stupid teenage slang."
Pitts:
"What?"
"BUMP."
"What does that mean Jake?"
"That is what I am asking you Y/N!"
"Where did you see that?"
"On this BVB page on Twitter."
"Okay, okay."
"So you know what it means?"
"What were you doing on a BVB page on Twitter Jake? I am confused."
"That part is irrelevant. Just help me please Y/N."
"Let me see."
Jake hands me his phone.
BUMP is there one is phone screen.
"Oh! That means Bump Up My Post."
Jake gives me a questioning look.
"It is meaning to gain popularity on a post. Teenage slang eh?"
Biersack:
"403. 403, what the hell does that mean? Darling I need your help!"
"Doing the dishes! You can come to me!"
I get up from the bed, going downstairs to see her.
She is hunched over the sink washing them.
"Can you stop doing dishes? This is important darling."
"I can multitask." She retaliated.
"Sure. Now, I was looking through tweets, and this person tweeted me this tweet "403? What does it mean darling?"
"Deny access to. That is."
"I do not understand."
"Most likely she was using a 403 when a girl was Fangirling over you. Territorial fan."
Jinxx:
"DOE. D-O-E-. That is a female deer." Jinxx says.
I laughed loudly.
"Usually yes that is what it means. But, you are dealing with teenagers here. And their damn slang." I said.
"So what DOE mean? Can I use it? Or no, should I not Y/N?"
"You definitely should not, Jinxx. No, no you should not."
"Can you tell me what it means then Y/N?"
"Depends on experience. Like sex."
"Oh! Oh. Well, that happened."
"That is why you should not use DOE. Do not."
"I won't. "
"Good. It would weird with your age Jinxx."
Coma:
"Who depends on these slang words? They are crazy."
"Glad we are no longer teenagers, eh?"
"God yes. But seriously who use these? Why not use normal people words."
"Your age is showing CC." I smirked playfully.
"Probably." I poked out my tongue.
"What word are you confused about?"
"This word..BAE."
"BAE?"
"Yes, Y/N. BAE." I said.
"BAE. Before anyone else."
"What does that mean though love?"
"It is meant like..crush."
"Then why not just say that?Crush. Instead of BAE."
"Teenagers think they are smart."
"And they are not. Especially using the word BAE. Lame."
Hello, hello, all! (:
xx❤❤
xxBlackVeil_Armyxx
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