Purdy:
I saw the red flashing lights, then there goes the siren.
"Delightful." I murmur.
Pulling to the side of the road I roll down my window and wait for the officer.
He comes strutting over.
"Well, hello, sir."
"Officer." I greeted.
"Know why I pulled you over?"
"Obviously not."
"Watch your mouth."
"No, you watch your mouth sir officer! Don't you know who I am? I am Ashley fucking Purdy!"
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"Yes, then I said do you know who I am?'"
"And they arrested you." Wife said.
"That they did."
"Bail set?"
"Come get me!"
"You could be somebody's bitch."

Pitts:
The laws are all very clear about how unsafe talking on the phone and driving is; blah blah. Not for me, I have been driving for many years!
So I am busy chatting away with my wife when I hear the sirens.
"Oh come on."
"You were pulled over?"
"I will talk to you when I am done. Love you."
I ended the call as the officer walks over.
"You were breaking the law."
"It does not apply to me."
"No. Why is that?"
"Because I am Jake Pitts."
"Never heard of him. License please. Nope, still no clue."

Biersack:
We were being followed. I could feel it. Not by crazy fans, or lets hope not.
I turn around to see nothing behind us.
"Andy?"
"I can feel something."
"You are being paranoid, Andy man."
"Sure. Until we get attacked by a crazy that wears our skin! Huh then!"
"That was creepy as hell. Never say that shit again."
"Sorry. But man I feel like we are being followed."
Suddenly a man in a blue uniform comes our of the fog.
"You, sit on this log." He points.
"No."
"No? Why not?"
"I am Andy!"
"Well Andy, you're arrested."

Jinxx:
I see the blaring lights; they caught me texting.
Oops.
So I roll down my window.
A woman officer approached me.
"Hello."
"Hello lady officer."
"Hello. License please, now."
"You caught me texting." I say.
"I did. And that is why I pulled you over. You are very smart."
"Well, yeah."
"Watch it Mr. Ferguson, you are not that smart if you got caught texting. You idiot!" She cackled.
"Stop! Do you know who I am?"
"Jinxx. Yes, I do. Now, that does not matter."
"So you know me?"
"And still I get a ticket?"
"No free rides Jinxx."

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