Yesterday my friend was instagramming and suddenly she found a video: the video was about 5sos. We watched it together. Luke said he liked to be the little spoon and Michael the big spoon instead. We cried a lot and now we are writing this muke fanfic because we are mantally disabled so unstable.

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Yesterday morning Luke decided to cook pancake with the shape of a penis with Calum; he said that he loves pooping in public places like a dog. Luke was scared so he run away to meet Michael that was smoking cannabis against the wall. Luke said:

"Fuck me hard against that wall."

Michael said:

"OK."

And they fucked

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So this is the fanfiction that me and calmkittenluke are writing, we are italian but chissenefrega

Best wishes :-)