Me: hey Lukey

Luke: hey Laur bug

Me: laur bug?

Luke: sorry

Me: don't be. do you know who 5sos are?

Luke: yeah why?

Me: aren't they just amazing. Let's be real here I love Luke's eyes they're just so amazing

Luke: I'm more of a Michael kind of guy

Me: *gasp* but Luke. What about Luke?

Luke: he is alright

Me: how could you?? Dude Luke is amazing. Wait!! Your name is Luke!

Luke: so what?

Me: are you Luke hemmings?

Luke: no

Me: sure... but you have to tell me you at least like Luke a little bit

Luke: I guess

Me: YOU GUESS?

Luke: yeah. What's the big deal anyway

Me: Wow... ok.... well then... there goes my heart. I got to go

Luke: okay bye

Me: bye