It was all too conspicuous
That mint day beside the canal
The meals on wheels van was a rocking
Looks like he's hooked another gal

Out came the Lollypop Lady
Followed by the Chef
All red faced and sweating
And trying to catch their breath

She smiled and kissed the hunky man
And they both burst into snickers
As he whispered something naughty
Then he gave her back her knickers