'Wherefore art thou Hippolyta?'
The wandering knight who is that lady date speaks
For she hath been accosted by the actors
So is hiding behind blushing cheeks

She's got the Amazonian behold
Me thinkest that's wherefore Theseus hath chosen her
We wast both laughing so much
So our vision didst start to blur

Every mother's son knoweth he hath given that lady rhymes
So Cupid etched their names on his fiery shaft
The date wast a success all I seemeth to recall
The way that lady eyes sparkled at which hour the lady laughed

For this is not exactly their first date
Already those smitten has't overcome that hurdle
In fact it's their fourth but not twelfth night
And he's trying to receiveth into that magical girdle