Surry Goat 

 AJ was happy 

But he was nervous too 

First time as a godfather 

He didn't know what to do 

Should he give her gifts? 

Teach her wingchun for self-defense? 

Beat up, potential bullies? 

Thinking of it made him tense. 

He wanted to ask Loren 

But she was busy cooing over the twins 

He's too shy to ask the mayor 

Didn't dare to ask Gyn 

Then he saw the sheriff at the cafe 

He shared the same role 

As a godfather to Lucas 

He must know a thing or two 

"Hi, sheriff." AJ greeted," 

"Can I ask you something?" 

"Sure, ask away." 

The baker inquired 

About the duties of a godfather 

3Gun tried his best 

To give a clear answer 

"That's easy AJ, 

I asked Ms. Harriet all about it. 

We're to guide them on the moral path 

And if something happens to the Orders, 

We get to be sugarcoat parents to the kids." 

"Sugarcoated parents?" 

"Not sugar-coat, AJ, surry goat." 

"Oh, alright. If you say so, sheriff." 

AJ didn't ask more, 

As 3Gun seemed so sure

He left him to his coffee

And served an extra muffin for free 

He went back to the kitchen 

But heard voices from his room 

He heard two hushed voices, 

It was Gyn and Lil Ron! 

AJ wasted no time,

Barged in, and to his surprise 

Ron wore an unfinished cheongsam 

While Gyn placed markers on the sides 

"Do I have to know what's happening here?" 

The baker asked. 

It took a lot of his will power 

Not to laugh. 

Ron blushed beet red, 

gave AJ a look of plea 

Gyn would have none of it 

and turned the baker on his feet. 

"Get out of here, big brother, 

Don't mind Ron, he's helping me. 

I'm making a dress for someone, 

It's supposed to be a secret, you see?" 

AJ understood 

He turned to leave, 

But he couldn't resist teasing, 

told Ron he looked pretty in pink.