"Roll up Roll up Roll up"

Red yellow painted wagon

People gathered round

Most of em were curious

Ol' 3gun wore a frown

"Roll up Roll up Roll up....

You will be stupefied

You will Not

believe your eyes

Come and see the magnifical

The phantasmagorical

The cure that cures all ills

Discard your wretched pills

Mario Rumbouldie's marvellous elixir

Cures everything from

adonoisia to panatellia

sanguinisms to pyrainflamations

ear aches and skisms

bent noses n giddyisms

Is there someone

who will put it to the test for free?

Will someone

come forth and put your trust in me?"

A voice from the crowd piped up with a squeak

Twas like Tiny Tim improvised on the cheap

"Mista, I nev' did nobody no harm

I try do an honest days labour

My arm is all limp, it can't 'old a spade

My back's all bent like Arabian sabre"

"Step up, step up boy, now you drink this draught

Stand back everyone watch it work it's craft"

"Mister I feel it, it's all warm n good

I can straighten my back,

my arm works as it should

Thank you Mista, I'll go tell my Ma

THIS IS ALL THANKS TO YOUR ELIXIR"

Mario cries...

"Two dolla a bottle, three bottles for five

Come buy elixir to keep you alive

Do you want some sheriff In case you get shot

Or owner of cafe caus you might feel crock

Dear lady with newsprint, small smudge on your nose

If you get some spots it will get rid of those

People who work on the forge can get burnt

Elixir cools, remedises the hurt

Noodles can be a most chokeable thing

elixir soothes and it mendifies skin"

Sue said to Frank, "shall we get some for us"

Frank said, "no need, caus it's all wind and fuss"

They both watched on as Mario sold

bottles of something to many peoples

Walking away to ride back to the farm

Sue realized that they walked arm in arm :)