I'm What?

Was he supposed to be best man?

3Gun couldn't remember

What did he need to do?

His head was like a blender

Did he have special words to say?

Were there rules he had to follow?

How was he supposed to know?

The worry drove him loco

He'd never done a thing like this

It's not stuff Sheriffs do!

And the trouble was, Lorne he'd known

Since behind his ears was dew

He'd take a chance and ask CG

Accept the dressing down

She'd see he knew just what to do

So he wouldn't be

a disastrous

wedding

clown