Signs of Election

Doc felt well enough to check on Hugh

3Gun came home, sheriffin' to do

He met Tiddly on the Rickety Road

Who told him what Miss Dixie wanted to do

3Gun was surprised Hugh wanted books

But it wouldn't be the first time he was fooled by looks

He'd see if the librarian could order a set

Even though Hugh's health was on tenterhooks

He'd have to chat with Barter about his satin garter

Seems some women in town were offended

He thought running for mayor, he'd be a bit smarter

But his campaign might well soon be ended

He'd seen election signs in Myna's cafe

Touting her soon-to-be husband for mayor

Iced muffins with his face in every counter display

And his autograph on all kitchenware

There was a sign on the livery

As big as a man - Dixie Bellows to Lead the Town

And a life-sized drawing of her fillin' potholes

With large bags of soil all around

3Gun found his chair when he hit the saloon

and CrookedSmile was right there with his drink

He hoped the election would take place soon

Before folks had too much time to think