Odd the Evens

Two kisses

Two fires.

The church went up in flames

The jail house burnt down

Every one pitched in

To save BG town.

Newcomer Dixie rushed about

Distributin' gold tea berries of ancient renown.

She planned to marry the smithy Hugh

Her Oath fulfilled, all beneficiaries found.

The citizens didn't believe the tale

Returned it to the rightful descendant HRH Lou.

Back to Munchin' Muffins, slurpin' lemonade

Some gossip and talk of elections grew.

Newcomer Ray helped out

There he caught Gyn's eye.

Tryin' to show off

He's actin' like a wise guy!

In his pretentious confusions

Called me the sheriff's misuses.

Before I could answer, he skedaddled

Probably lookin' for a few of Gyn's kisses.

Newcomer Annie Banani was on the hunt

For a job and a better life.

She got a job at the newsprint office

In addition to wantin' to be a wife.

At the docs, she found her heart's desire

Battered, Bruised Buck Buchanan

But his half completed words destroyed her

So she fired whiskey bottles like a loose cannon.

I ate an early morning' dinner

Got the newsprint printed

Now I had to save my caboose

From being wrongly convicted.

Two people to find

Two problems to solve.