Howdy!

CG bound up the stairs

over steps, in pairs.

Too late.

The doors on the floor

CM's butt an eyesore.

"Back off! You goofy horse

I ain't jawin'in Morse."

Moose refused.

"Get out of the doorway

The Sheriffs ain't on display."

Moose refused.

"Back up! You muffin muncher,

Biscuit, cookie cruncher."

Moose refused.

"You've done your job swell

Now don't be a dumbbell."

Moose refused.

*Whispering*

"Oh, this can't be happenin'

you came in here gallopin'

later I'll confess

I caused the mess."

Moose refused.

The whole situation

comprised the reporter's constitution.

flustered, embarrassed, blushin'

CG could do nothin'.

The sheriff was stuck in the tub

No choice, she looked up

then covered her eyes

the sheriff had to rise.