The Champion of BG

The one thing

The Ladies could agree

Is that 3Gun was the

Best at protecting BG

Never did he tire

Or claim glory for himself

Even though his fighting skills were

Without a doubt, top-shelf.

He didn't look down upon them

As a weaker gender.

Towards 3Gun many a woman's

Heart was tender.

He even decided not to stand

In their way

When they chose to fight for

The Mayor that day.

And that is why they got together

To make him a special gift.

Something to commemorate him

Is what they had wished.

The Mayor was eager to agree

Once he got the chance to see

What they had planned for him

Left him wearing a grin.

He gathered the people

In the center of town

Calling them forward

to gather 'round.

The women pulled 3Gun front and center

The Mayor had a platform ready

So everyone could see him better

Mayor Order gave a speech extolling

The women's praise

3Gun knew something was up

By Lorne's mischievous gaze.

Then Mrs. Order had handed him their gift

His look was priceless as

From the box, he did lift

Lotta and Harriet placed it over his head

3Gun looked as if he wished 

he were shot dead.

But he really did look lovely

As the champion of BG.