Having a Bad Day

Lorne was fuming

When he reached the Saloon.

3Gun was nowhere to be found

And it was already noon.

"What the Heck!"

Lorne swore

"I wring his neck!"

As he went out the door.

"Always dragging Myna

Into the fray.

Well, no more!"

On the subject he'd

have much to say.

Perhaps he'll stop by

The café.

A stranger approached.

"Excuse me, Mayor but

Do you have the time?"

Lorne was distracted

With other things on his mind.

"I'm sorry, what did you say?

Oh, right the time."

Lorne took out His pocket watch

to look at the display.

And that's all he would remember

Of the rest of the day.