The Naked Gunman

I was thinking of how to

Give my gift to Rue

When I heard a woman scream

Wondering what it could mean.

Nothing could prepare me for the scene

Out on Main Street

A naked gunman

was on the streak.

He just robbed the register

Over at Manny Ger's

And was trying to make a dash

But Buck and Brody

Cornered him in a flash.

Yet now the two

Look like they hadn't a clue

What to do,

With you know who.

"Surrender your gun!"

Buck said with a frown

"Don't you know there's 

an ordinance in town?"

The Naked Gunman

Rudely refused

To put his gun down.

"Should we rush him?"

Buck whispered to Brody.

"Rush him?

I don't want to touch him."

I took up a bucket

of icy water

From the closest well.

Figured it'll do the job swell

With a quick douse and a yell

The gun and money fell.

"Go on boys and take him in,"

3Gun showed up wearing a grin.

Of course, he shows up now

To add his 2 cents in somehow.

Then I'd seen his face make a frown

"Hold up with that clown."

Brody and Buck stopped their task.

Just so that 3 Gun could ask...

"Where do you keep your extra bullets?"

The Naked Gunman pointed to his hat.

"Hmmm, guess that answers that."

As Brody and Buck carted the prisoner away

Billy heard 3Gun say,

"It's been a while since we've had a decent

bad guy to fight."

"Well," I grinned, "lets just hope

indecent bad guys

Doesn't become a permanent sight."

3Gun chuckled.

"Yeah,

you got that right!"