The Bishop Busts a Gut (MystresMyna)

Hum, casino grand opening...

Think I'll pop in.

What could it hurt?

It won't be a sin.

Muffins!!!

Peaches and cream!!

Chocolate with nuts!!

Oh!! What a dream!

Here comes a tray,

Are those sausage puffs?

Oh darn...Sauce on my cuffs...

Apple fritters!

Lemon pound cake!

If this is a dream,

I don't want to wake!

Braised quail...Stuffed with sage rice;

No other meal,

Could be this nice!

The Lord is so gracious,

To send me here;

To join in this, 

Merriment and cheer.

I must take the stage,

And declare my delight;

At the amazing bounty,

Served here tonight!

Up on the stage,

After Loren's set;

The Bishop bounds,

Before the next duet.

"Your attention please!

Dear Busted Gulch folks...

I am Bishop DoRito,

A message I must invoke.

Your magnificent town,

Has the best vittles to eat!

My belly declares...

It just can't be beat!"