If it Ain't One Thing . . .

Denver appeared with his distraught wife

They were off to see Petra about her life

Unger was fuming up on Boot Hill

All those bodies and no holes to fill

Of OBoyle or Justice, still no word

Everyone wonderin' what might have occurred

Lorne headin' to the cafe' in a terrible hurry

Another reason to cause some worry

In front of everyone, beatin' his chest

Ignoring his vows, sayin' he knows best

Annie and Brody all doey-eyed

Shamus leavin' town with burnin' pride

Petra was gloomy about her luck

Figured Lou had taken Buck

Of Domain's girls, Bruce hoped to find some

Ray was off searching for his mom

Doc was haggard and quite a sight

Had his fill of patients through the night

CG's print shop was quite a sight

As she pounded out a story about Leo Write

3Gun found his old hammock in the shade

And relaxed with a muffin and lemonade