Mine Trip

The Bitchin' Ditch mine

was the first to run dry

They took all the gold there was

stannbear told all the others

because they never knew

Even 3Gun was at a loss

Crazygoose and stannbear

rode to the mine

way out near Destiny country

When they got there

all hot and hungry,

found signs that it wasn't empty

They camped nearby

and stannbear started to cry

Crazygoose had only brought muffins.