You know what I hate? Noise. Just plain noise. Not music. Not the endless fricking tick tocking of the stupid clock on the wall. Just noise.

Chewing noises, wet noises, crunching, squishing, screeching, and a whole bunch of other shit all set me off. I have misophonia, which literally means, "The hatred of sound", and it literally makes me absolutely freak out at the slightest unpleasant noise. I'm not expecting people to feel sorry for me, in fact, that is annoying, and I'm not expecting them to just STOP making any noise at all, I just expect people not to laugh at the noise I make when I'm mad, to understand why I curl up into a little ball at the sound of chewing, and to stop making those noises on purpose to annoy me (which sadly, sometimes happens). But here is a list of 12 things that annoy me even worse than noise!

Hooray. Pet peeves.

1. Eating or drinking sticky or crumbly/crunchy food at or near electronics, especially ones not owned by the person doing it.

2. Letting hair/toothbrushes sit in water, soap residue, baking soda, etc.

3. Wearing the same damn underwear for five weeks at a time

4. Clothes on the filthy, filthy floor

5. People telling me to STFU when I say something true or roast them.

6. Hippocriticism. Haha joke.

7. People who bully someone who is disabled or has a mental or physical illness or problem (Oh, yeah, we talked about this one >:I)

8. People listening in on conversations and trying to butt their way in to somebody else's business.

9. Idiots who try to roast people but fail miserably

10. When my dog shits on the floor right after I let her back inside the house from the INFINITE TOILET SHE COULD HAVE JUST USED

11. Skinny bitches from school who think that they are so cool just because they wear skimpy clothes, are "popular", and literally look like a pencil with long hair.

12. When ANYONE disrespects a kid just because they are younger and possibly dumber. Listen, dude, if you do this as an adult, clearly you grew older but never grew up.

Ok, done ranting! Cya later!

The_Weird_Writer111