tanizaki: *walks into the room wiping white, sticky stuff from the exposed part of his shoulder and face*

dazai:

tanizaki:

dazai: please, this is weird even for me.

tanizaki: IT'S A MISUNDERSTANDING

dazai: aaalright... *hides away in the closet*

tanizaki: GODDAMIT NAOMI

- an hour earlier -

naomi, staring at tanizaki's collarbones: hmmm

yosano: should i help you?

naomi: thank you, doctor. please help keep him in place.

yosano: okie. *sits on tanizaki's lap* move and i fucking recreate the chainsaw massacre.

naomi: *starts drawing on onii-sama's exposed shoulders*

tanizaki: why

naomi: *poking collarbones* these are really deep... *brings out lotion* it'll be nice to see you like that, onii-sama~

yosano: ooh, nice one. i'll take photos for reference, if you don't mind.

naomi: yes, sure, doctor. now... *squirts lotion all over tanizaki's left side and slowly lathers his skin with her fingers* *insert more harrasment*

tanizaki: plsfuckingletmego

- current time, cafe -

atsushi: must be tough

tanizaki, sobbing: dazai-san thought i was a weirdo

atsushi:

atsushi: i kinda would say that somehow, everyone in the agency is a bit of a weirdo, but shouldn't we try to explain to him? if he doesn't actually know already, that is...

kunikida's voice, from the upper floor aka the office: WHAT?! I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU ALL TO NOT MESS AROUND IN THE WORKPLACE! I'LL ASK TANIZAKI TO CLEAN UP NOW. I WON'T EVEN DARE GO WHERE HE— WHO DID HE EVEN—?!

atsushi:

tanizaki:

atsushi: that

tanizaki: *starts crying again* the last of my dignity...

atsushi: doesn't exist

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yes, indeed, i'm back with another stupid chap. excuse this weird sexual-ish content, i managed to pick this up from a certain incident xD cheerios :>>>