ranpo: so this is why my math teacher from middle school hated me.

poe: i remember that.

ranpo: we were having a very important quiz, and whoever finishes all the items can leave for break time.

ranpo: of course the quiz was easy.

ranpo:

ranpo: but i was hungry.

yosano: ... go on?

ranpo: i remembered he was religious so i wrote "god is always the answer" on the otherwise blank final page.

yosano:

poe: he submitted that paper.

yosano: ok but

yosano: could you not fathom such a statement would offend an avid churchgoer?

ranpo: i was hungry. and i can't think when i'm hungry. i can't do anything when i'm hungry— hunger is the bane of my existence! *pushes away from the table with his feet and slides away in his swivel chair with his hands in the air*