akutagawa: so i've finally decided to be honest with people.

akutagawa: hey, atsushi. i'm scared of dogs.

atsushi: pff— HAHAHAHA AKU, EXCUSE ME, WHAT? I DIDN'T— AHAHAHA— EXPECT THAT— LOL THAT'S STUPID HAHAHAHA— even tho you're a dog, yourself— GYAHAHAHAHAHA

akutagawa, walking away sobbing as atsushi continues laughing in the background: so i've finally decided never to be honest with people.