bsd characters - how they actually are

armed detective agency edition

atsushi: "i actually just want your fucking attention because i was lonely in the orphanage"

dazai: tells you he got arrested on purpose because it was a part of his plans but no, that's not true. also, doesn't actually want to die, he just wants peace.

kunikida: just wants a wife, and kids, and is probably really neurotic i mean look at him when shit goes down

kenji: pretends to be innocent and positive but actually has crippling depression so he sleeps it out and is 99 percent likely to be a finny from kuroshitsuji

yosano: "sadism is my cover story because i just want to die"

ranpo: he is really just an innocent kid, no qualms on this one... although he's not a kid, he's 30 something fuck

tanizaki j: skeri fucking yandere bastard who would cut your leg off and feed it to you forcefully if you offend him

tanizaki n: ... "i molest my brother because i'm lonely as shit and i want to assert dominance by doing the t pose because HE'S THE ONLY FUCKING PERSON I HAVE LEFT except you guys from the detective agency k SO I HAVE TO PROTECC"

fukuzawa: cats are superior. be like them; they eat when they want to eat, sleep when they feel sleepy, and show anger when they are angry.

//i am a cat reference right there sorimasen//