atsushi: we are drunk and out of ideas, so it had been decided for us that we share some of our deeeeeepest, daaaaarkest secrets. *winks*

atsushi: i have a foot fetish.

atsushi: wait, omg autocorrect. *food. *sweats*

dazai: i secretly wished to be an actor

kunikida: i love oppai

yosano: i fap to videos of me ripping up a person before i use my ability on them

kenji: i actually came from tokyo. doing this for the sake of the cute country boi image.

ranpo: i'm gay

ranpo: wait we all are

tanizaki j: i'm a masochist

naomi: i'm a shotacon and onii-sama is actually not my type

fukuzawa: i have pictures of mori on my wall and i lick them everyday

akutagawa: dazai-san

^ i'll leave that to your imagination k

higuchi: i am still creeped out by the fact that my name is a literal combination of hinami fueguchi's first and last names

higuchi: also yes i'm a tg nerd

hirotsu: this is actually vape juice not tobacco

gin: i ship soukoku sorry brother aku

leader of the black lizards kid i forgot his name: there is a band aid on my nose because acne

also him: akutagawa buys me women's skin care products

kyouka: i stalked atsushi one time and he had a bag of pig feet

kyouka: wait, that's his secret, not mine.

chuuya: i just want love is that too much to ask you fuckfaces

mori: i was the one who gave those pictures to fukuzawa

elise: i love being a loli so i can see people get smacked and arrested when they lewd me

fitzgerald: i can't tie a tie

lucy: i get triggered by grammatical errors and typod

lucy: FUCK

louissa: i hate cows

twain: the first time i went to an arcade, i accidentally destroyed the token machine

steinbeck: i am mad at mineta minoru's character design. self-explanatory.

lovecraft: what makes you think you're referring to lovecraft? *creepy psych ward patient smile*

moby dick guy i forgot was that herman: i named my craft moby DICK because it's a SPERM whale

hawthorne: i am a pedophile

hawthorne: because friar! get it? get it?

margaret: i wanna die