tachihara:

tachihara: y'all.

gin & higuchi: ?

tachihara: aren't you curious? like. the title of the anime is bungo stray dogs but the main character is a cat. and then the actual dogs are in the port mafia. *points at pictures of chuuya and akutagawa*

higuchi: aaah, well yeah chuuya-san certainly reminds me of a chihuahua

gin's paper: my brother is sort of a wild dog, yes.

tachihara: right??? so like. are we- are we actually the main characters?

hirotsu: i mean... nakahara-kun does have more screentime than the agency kid.

tachihara: right?! and like... the entire season 3 is dedicated to chuuya-san and dazai-san but the weretiger guy had, like, one episode to show off, and that was when he was with akutagawa-san, who also has an entire light novel on him. but the mc doesn't even have his own light novel backstory! what the fuck???

higuchi:

higuchi: asagiri-senseeei keep writing more novels for akutagawa-senpai pls

tachihara: DUDE?!

gin's paper: bsd beast exists though...

tachihara: BUT IT STARTS OFF WITH AKUTAGAWA-SAN'S SIDE AND HE'S BEING SHOWCASED THERE

gin's paper: ... dead apple movie?

tachihara: FUCK THAT, PETITION TO RENAME IT TO "CHUUYA-SAN AND HIS FANCY CLIMAX BATTLE"

hirotsu: bsd wan?

tachihara:

tachihara: yeah dang atsushi did kinda look like the protagonist there.

tachihara: what the fuck.

favorite bsd wan scene: when atsushi bought akutagawa meat buns and akutagawa straight up rashomon-ed them so atsushi just yelled "PIG" at akutagawa

loved that