bsd characters playing g*nshin impact (sorry guys it's kinda my life now):

atsushi

- can't (or can he)

- he panics too much when he sees an abyss mage and ends up agitating it instead of escaping as per his plan; ends up fighting it with his lvl 90 amber anyways

- collects berries

dazai

- whales for keqing

- procrastinates events but still finishes them with the event shop out of stock

- lost his shit when he got albedo instead of sucrose because albedo "has no ass"

kunikida

- doesn't

- but he thinks klee is cute

tanizaki j.

- casual (?) player who completes his daily commissions and weekly bounties like a good boy while humming

- finishes his battle pass faster than you can say "olah"

- has welkin moon

naomi

- saved all her primogems for childe banner because he looks like onii-chan

- she's brocon what u expect

- massacres childe boss with her childe and probably writes poetry about man vs self conflict

ranpo

- "atsushiiiii what's the shop for???"

- didn't care about the game at first until ganyu showed up in the dragonspine trailer so now he's just kinda tripping through the game waiting for ganyu's banner

- actually starting to like the story

yosano

- zhongli main

- is somewhere at the edge of the world writing zhongli fanfics

- has a shota team (xinqiu, chongyun, venti, aether) and the famous 4 guys (kaeya, diluc, childe, zhongli), all at max level with 5* weapons because she's addicted to spending money (i mean her hobby is shopping what u expect)

kyouka

- watches atsushi play bc she's not good with technology and not really into games

- likes beidou, and amber's baron bunny

fukuzawa

- sad because he can't pet the cats

- razor main, diona support

- has no idea why he's even playing but somehow he enjoys co-op with his grandki-- employees

akutagawa

- only playing because dazai san is playing

- but now he likes xiao so he's saving his primos for xiao banner

- farming violetgrass for his qiqi in agony

gin

- massacres bosses with sucrose

- really into the dishes in-game and is thinking of cooking them at some point

- likes anemo a lot

tachihara (anime tachihara [and everyone else] bc idk what the fuck is happening in the manga at this point)

- still has the traveller on his main team

- he didn't like bennett at first because of his charged attack until he saw his Q skill buff in a co-op game so built him like crazy

- "i don't have diluc anyways, might as well."

hirotsu

- doesn't 2.0

- likes that the kids are enjoying it though

chuuya

- surprise, he doesn't : 000

- i mean he's sort of like the guy who acts like an uncle with technology and thinks games are "what", but likes that the kids are enjoying it (1), particularly akutagawa

- dazai spams him with pictures of keqing so now he's muted (again)

kouyo

- ningguang main

- doesn't exactly log in everyday and plays for short periods of time but has her characters at max anyways bc she whales casually

- flexes the 5* characters she gets with her gacha luck, at mori

mori

- didn't get klee now he sad sad : (((

- has qiqi and mona though so his play style is mainly freezing enemies lol

- pays elise's expenses for whaling on childe, zhongli, venti, diluc banner (and more to come)

Q

- likes that the strangers online in co-op are friendly so he hangs out in the game nearly 24/7

- "practicing" sword swings with kaeya when he has nothing to do

- at such a young age, he thinks he'd prefer to get isekai'd to genshin universe.

fitzgerald

- whale that's it

- diluc main + wolf's gravestone bc why tf not

- really admires the designs of the characters so part of the reason he started playing was the visuals, basically bc he's become lowkey weeb since his life changing journey as a poor man

louisa

- cried tears of joy when she got albedo on her first 10 roll on albedo banner

- built albedo faster than his elevator could rise

- was a geo traveller main before the dragonspine story (which didn't exactly satisfy her as she says it's quite lacking)

steinbeck

- ditched the game after meteorite event

lovecraft

- mains mona not bc he horny but bc he admires her "not using astrology to earn money" policy

- sympathizes with the oceanid

- uses buffs like crazy

herman

- doesn't

- likes that the kids are enjoying it (2)

lucy

- just likes being in co-op with atsushi

- xingqiu main

- one of those players who think timmie is annoying as fuck so she charges her venti ult just so she can kill the pigeons

margaret

- she really respects ningguang, but at the same time finds her absolutely repulsive

- got jean on her first pull so i guess all her enemies since then were gone with the wind ; )

- she's still at AR35 despite having played since the release date, but she enjoys the small breaks she spends playing the game

hawthorne

- "games are not holy"

- actually hardcore grinder and believes winning by the power of money is kinda off so he's "f2pbtw"

- once got his ass beat by andrius so now he's murdering the wolf first thing every week

twain

- is highly disappointed about the absence of guns in the game

- really likes blowing barrels up with archers but just uses his zhongli's E skill from a distance when he's too lazy

- was THIS close to whaling for klee and her bombs (doesn't have her)

tfw online classes started right after i typed "f2pbtw" lmaaao

who am i forgetting