since it's the shit rn

bsd on quarantine

atsushi

- wants to call people but worried he might seem annoying

- stress-eating

- stress-cutting hair (now we know)

dazai

- trying to kill himself obviously

- trying to read books

- makes a douyin account

kunikida

- very, very angry that his schedules have been ruined because of the quarantine

- trying to do as much work as possible without going out

- stressed by hoarders, etc

tanizaki

- has no problem staying at home

- sipping tea 24/7 while dramatically looking at the sky

- managed groceries etc just fine

naomi

- harrassing brother at every opportunity

- sleeping most of the time

- has to be physically pried away from the fridge

yosano

- stress = more online shopping

- almost always drunk when not on duty (hi she's a doctor)

- complaining about people who don't follow curfew

kenji

- has developed an immunity to the virus

- chilling in the farm and delivers cheese to a blonde american man stuck in japan

- delivers milk to his workmates; "be healthy!"

ranpo

- snacks and wrappers everywhere

- binge watching american tv shows

- he has to clean up BIG TIME by the end of the quarantine because his room is literally a dump now

fukuzawa

- is sad because the cats who visit his house every afternoon for food are no longer dropping by

- sips tea in depressed

- still stressed and will probably emerge buff because he's taking it out on excercising

kyouka

- staring out the window hugging her stuffed rabbit

- living on cereal

- wants to call atsushi

chuuya

- cleaning the house for the 7th time

- checking up on everyone as much as possible and telling everyone to stay the fUCK inside

- hoarded alcohol. the alcohol.

mori

- panic-bought dresses for elise before the quarantine

- also on douyin now

- either polishing his scalpel or taking videos of elise for his douyin acc

akutagawa

- literally doesn't know what to do

- wants to work but everyone's stopping him since his immune system is already weak as shit

- secret revealed: he's a homecook

gin

- keeping an eye on her brother

- started crocheting for absolutely no reason

- functioning like a proper member of society unlike the other dirtbags on this list

higuchi

- asleep until noon

- having withdrawal symptoms from not seeing senpai for so long

- stress-eating and getting yelled at by her sister for not being careful with their stock

hirotsu

- contracted the virus

- starts writing his will

- spoilers, he'll recover, but for now he's turned into a human burrito

tachihara

- loading up guns in case a zombie apocalypse starts on april 2020

- running around the house in his pyjamas pretending to be spiderman

- broken as heck

kouyo

- calmly applying nail polish

- starts a makeup channel on youtube for fun and gets the golden play button in two weeks

- if the virus doesn't go away, her career as a youtuber is now secure

kaji

- desperately out there trying to retrieve an infected corpse from the hospital

- gets blacklisted

- bombs the hospital

q

- binging snacks

- someone tell him to calm down a little because his walls are full of knife scratches

- actually lowkey worried that the world will end this year

fitzgerald

- one of the panic-buyers and toilet paper hoarders

- can practically already establish his own supermarket

- posting skincare videos on social media

louisa

- working with the government

- no longer one of us

- is keeping secrets which will be revealed on april

twain

- spamming likes on twitter and got mistaken for a bot for 3 times in 24 hours

- polishing his guns

- stuffs 20 sticks of gum in his mouth

steinbeck

- literally making wine

- ordering cheese from a local farm and makes friends with the blonde kid who delivers the products

- has lovecraft hidden in a corner of his condo unit

lovecraft

- stuffed somewhere in steinbeck's condo unit

- "this is fine"

- has no issues with the quarantine because he lives like this anyways

margaret

- playing with her expensive porcelain dolls

- singing out the balcony

- yes, she's stuck in italy

hawthorne

- is in the church offering shelter to homeless people

- calling margaret but she always cuts the line

- is thinking of working for the government with louisa

herman

- still up the sky chilling in his airship

- sips tea 24/7

- has completed more crossword puzzles than there are coronavirus cases in the world

dostoyevsky

- i won't be surprised if you say this virus is part of his master plan or some shit

stay indoors

in case you're bored try going to this cooking channel called Nino's Home on youtube and start working on those ingredients lying around your house.