dazai, sobbing: kunikida-kun hates me now...

atsushi, dragged into a drinking session and trying his very best to remain sane: um. he's always been mad at you but sure ok--

atsushi: what he do

dazai: you see... this morning we were signing up for the airsoft tournament (don't ask why he was there), he was writing everyone's first names.

atsushi:

dazai: but you know... he wrote OSAMU instead of DAZAI.

dazai: *sobs*

atsushi:

atsushi: wha